𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇

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[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

“𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘵…

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦
𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯.”

↓𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘↓

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

//new muse

Soon-ish.

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

“Oh-

I’m in no rush-

I’m pretty sure I ain’t going nowhere anyways.”

[┊ 𝙰𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚕 - 𝙰𝚛𝚊𝚜'𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚞 ┊ @FREED0MSDREAM]

[ Blinking . ]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝ . . . Sure .

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀I could . Probably make
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀some time . Though military
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀duty is tough on it . ❞
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

“We should really adress the digital mangoes situation..”

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

“I meeean-

I’d love to get to know more than that-”

[┊ 𝙰𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚕 - 𝙰𝚛𝚊𝚜'𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚞 ┊ @FREED0MSDREAM]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝  . . . You know .

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀Fair enough . ❞
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

@FREED0MSDREAM

“.. weird?”

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

She’ll be dumb about it-

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

@SoulSilvermast

“Simp- yea.”

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

@FuronSurvivor

“Buddy!”

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

“There is zero artificial color in me!

Which sucks cause..

I really wanna do my claws properly.”

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

6 - that’s more niche but

She’s good at picking wines!

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

I will

Drop this one (I’m absolutely certain I’ll suffer)

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

5 - She’ll do her best to cook for you

Even if she fails miserably-

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

@amelheth Even so-

She’ll probably cry of shame

So please don’t do that, that’s very hurtful and unmannered.

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

Uh huh

Stuff!

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

@amelheth She’s cold blooded

She’ll freeze and pass out!

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

2 - she can’t cook

At all

She’s both a fucking fire hazard and can create a chemical weapon on accident.

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

1 - You’re paying for stuff

She’s maybe got.. a buck on her most of the time.