UnbridledFLOTUS

This is a parody account about the First Lady. NO DISRESPECT INTENDED. Just having fun. (Profile pic Marc Nozell; clock Jim the Photographer, both CCA 2.0 Gen.)

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@potus, time 4 bed. I overheard u bought new sheets, thotful :-* Just relax & recall all ur friends at #CPAC2017

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@potus keeps raving about CPAC! They even made him an honorary knight or some such thing. #potus sez "I'm in da hood!" lol!

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

So @potus shows me this horrific photo of another riot breaking out in Sweden. Meanwhile pumpkin thief in background goes free. Sadly.

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

First #BowlingGreenMasacre and now #swedenincident. I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

STOP POSTING THESE PHOTOZE OF MY CURRENT HUSBAND their making him a little crabby! #minipotus #NeedsAnotherVacation #LuvMyShoes

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

Me & others I'm working with - feel very very strongly about women's issues, women's difficulties. #ThereISaidIt #Free2ShopNow @Bergdorfs

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@RoguePOTUSStaff, @POTUS sez this PROVES the effectiveness of a good wall. (And American built car woulda made it thru) #BuyUSAOwned https://t.co/ICJp95NGcP

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

This is a finely tuned machine. And it's about how the White House is running.

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

People❤️@potis! I jus lernt that busboy w/Russian voice who offered his cellphone 2 read NKorea missile docs even pickedup dinner tab!

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

Heard someones planning a Peach Party. Fun! Will def lift @POTUS spirits. Lets make bigger than innoggeration! #trumpimpeachmentparty

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@cliffdiving More like #DeadbullCliffDiving if I tried it lol #resist #potusLovesSwimsuits #potusSpeedoBan https://t.co/HjLLv9sCQc

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

I can see why. That dress, girl. A. Little. Much. #Bowwow #RealFashionSellsItself #hashtag #TweeterIsFun
https://t.co/1HZBmRkF11

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

Wood every1 pls STOP POSTING THIS PHOTO! #potus h8s it & had ruff couple of days. #Flynn2Go2Pokey #Impeachment #BrokeANail #TrudeauHunk

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@chrisPbitts UR right. Hospitality amazing. Check out the O'bama suite at #Ritz! #RubberSheetsOptional #ThxVlad #CandidCamera https://t.co/Pgt7JDJ2bH

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@HelenBackPacker Visit me! Cut thru #GrandCentral head up Park & go 1.5 blk passed #Aquavit hang a #Louie on 57th. #FriendlyProtesters

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

Dint no him yet but never new Mike was pro baseball, basketball, football and real futball star! #flynnresigns #goodbooks

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

ThrowbackSunday! Americans at sculpture. Found on #WEBDuBois wiki page 2day:
https://t.co/6r0PlY2xuf

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

Every1 juss LAYOFF Bessy Devose 4 tweeter spelling earl yur 2day. @UsedGov said sorry an fickst speling #PenceLs+erasers

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@seacorc Not fair. His iPad was scrolling and sez I LIKE PEEPLE. #peeplegate #GoldenShowerHeads at #maralago #depends4POTUS https://t.co/eNQuv9WVlY

[Sean Corcoran @seacorc]

Look out America, Trump is like, really good at cyber now!
#PeeGate #GoldenShowers #TrumpLeaks

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

@potus says chess is like reading a book by randomly jumping pages. Unpredictable as a WH newsconference. #Meds4Spicer #DJTChessChamp https://t.co/K0TusPUHbu

[Scorpion @ScorpionCBS]

These two geniuses must beat the world's greatest chess players ♜♞ on a new #TeamScorpion, Monday, Feb. 13. https://t.co/ZAFnj9A6Mj

[UnbridledFLOTUS @UnbridledFLOTUS]

Hoose brain tho? #NoseyCharlieRosie sure asks lots of questions. #DummingDown seems 2 work in some districts. https://t.co/a9LJUtvvnE

[Charlie Rose Show @CharlieRoseShow]

Tonight on @PBS, a look at the effects of childhood adversity on the brain, with Dr. Eric Kandel, @KimberlyGNoble, @DrDebTemkin, + more.