Devin

Boring, confused, queer 20-something. How fucking original.

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

New York woman allegedly drunk on vanilla extract charged with DUI http://t.co/0VQFeDSLB5 Contained 41% alcohol

[Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd]

The past couple months have thoroughly disproved the stupid idea that catty mean-girl bullshit is limited to girls.

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

Wow, I haven't been on here since 2011. Time to go back to being absolute trash!

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D they need to do way instain mothers, who kill their babbys.

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D oh babby

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D *snugs*

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D oh, I'm sure

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

All of my technological gizmos are broken. Except for you, iPod. You'll never desert me, will you?

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

Almost asleep, then my roommate starts sleep-talking. Urge to murder: rising!

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

1:45 AM. Not tired. Think I'll go troll Omegle.

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@kaosblaze Hiya!

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

*shiftyeyes*
Oh, right, I have a Twitter. Forgot about that.

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

I actually slept until 11:30 today. Wtf?

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D Whatcha doooin'?

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D Red warrior needs to cuss someone out badly!

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

LYNRD SKYNRD ARE AT RAVINIA!

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

Power Rangers is on instant watch on Netflix. Life=complete

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D don't play coy with me, toots. Move those gams of yours.

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D Do me a favor, my little hot potato, and make me a prairie oyster.

[Devin @UnbridledOrigin]

@Alexie_D Yessssssssssssssss <3