DaQuantrius Johnson

just a guy who knows some dudes

[DaQuantrius Johnson @UncOfDaSouth]

Orangutan, a white mans favorite ape

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Thinking about owning a bar on the beach

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@_justamftweetin 10:56 AM is not the morning to working men there Deuce

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This is getting egregious at this point Argentina can’t lose

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@jsuavequagshire @LardimusBBall Can confirm

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Ring,ring, ring the fix is in @FIFAWorldCup try not to gift Argentina a win challenge impossible

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Where in the Book of Mormon does it say you have to have fake hair, fake tits, and Botox?

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Tim Ream might be a terrorist

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Fuck you Harry Kane

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England is about to lose again on American soil in early July

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@jsuavequagshire Facts

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I like making money and relaxing

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@Lilsagger Fr

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LaMelo Ball and Anthony Edwards on the same team together is an HR nightmare

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Desperately need a Wyndham Clark blow up here, nightmare scenario playing out

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Pre round water boarding of the clubs, making sure they know last performance was unacceptable

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Macaroni and cheese, everybody freeze!

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Ain’t no way SpongeBob popsicles got hit by inflation to. Where is my gum ball eyes at?????????

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Wemby is a dirty player

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For the sake of @KingJames legacy I am now a Knicks fan. 3-1 is reserved only for the goat