Happy Presidents’ Day from us at the UCM. We left out peanuts for Jimmy Carter and Lasagna for James Garfield. Be good and George Washington will leave a tooth under your pillow.
Here at the UCM we will be updating our theropods labeled “obligate scavengers” to “beta-cucks” to reflect the most current science.
#paleontology#obligatescavenger
If you or a loved one has noticed any hepatitis riddled, apple stealing orangutans in your backyard, please contact the UCM animal control.
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