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#uncharted4 in big trouble after stealing art from Ubisoft's AC4; "it will take weeks for us to adjust it so it looks less like Ellen Page"

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Beta for The Division imminent; Gamers to begin mass QA testing on March 8th in preparation for release of Division: The Stolen King in 2017

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Writer of Mass Effect: Andromeda joins the Bungie team. Hired to find salvageable galaxy of potential in a massive space void of any content

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#Nintendo ID registrations open, resembling a system that belongs in this decade. Fans seek comfort in hope that it won't work on the #NX.

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.@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Finally announces #MGSV Chapter 3! Will depict the boss's transition from Venom Snake to C-3PO

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Nintendo: "we can't believe our luck with #mariomaker, it saves us loads of time to have you make the levels yourself. Chumps."

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"#VR is going to make you very VERY motion sick" says all industry leaders. "It's great, but good luck keeping your breakfast down"

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Hideo Kojima to direct, write and voice act entirety of newly announced Final Fantasy XIII-4, "there is still so much untapped potential."

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Fury as face petting minigame is removed from Western release of #gearsofwar 4 "why bother if I can't stroke Fenix's face" said angry fan.

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Wii Street U to be discontinued after plan to divert everyone to game stores backfired - "they all bought our competitors products instead"

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#pokemon gen 1 rereleases had to be cancelled after nostalgia killed one man and left another in critical condition at a preview event.

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#destinythegame fans are furious over rumours that the entirety of Destiny 2 will be locked behind a single, large paywall.

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NPD's Video Game sales figures still refuse to incorporate digital sales. "Disc or it didn't happen", insists representative. #videogames

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.@Ubisoft's #TheDivision revealed to have started as 'Simpsons: Hit and Run' mod. Matt Groening considering claiming royalties. #Ubisoft

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.@NintendoAmerica on #pokemon gen 1 rereleases: "Turns out it's easier to sell people's childhoods back to them than make new games"

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.@steam_games revealed the release date of #HalfLife 3 will coincide with "hell freezing over", with "Dlc on the 32nd of each month after".

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.@Jonathan_Blow delighted at critical success of @witnessgame, now dreading player backlash. #thewitness #ps4 #playstation

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.@PlayStation announced "We aren't trying hard at #backwardscompatibility as old games suck and you should save money for #PlaystationVR"

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.@sonic_hedgehog request to be included in @uncannysprites header image denied. Press Release confirms he feels blue after the announcement.

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.@NintendoAmerica justify #Pokémon Super Bowl ad: "It's not to promote Pokémon, it's to remind people we still have some money" #nintendo