Lavender Lace

Undomestic Goddess. Unadventurous. Outsider. Sensitive Soul. Incurably curious. Why do you stay in prison when the door is wide open?

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

You’ve coped with the unknown before. You can cope with it again.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Carlos Sainz??

[Bebe Rexha @BebeRexha]

My dad in the 80s

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

I pity those who allow Muslims to gaslight them.

[Beet-Kon @beet_kon]

@adura030 Are you aware Catholic schools force Muslim children to mass everyday

Isn't that hatred for Islam???

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

After the Diddy debacle, I am surprised that celebrities are openly attending Michael Rubin’s white party and even posting themselves with IVs afterwards.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Everyone in the quotes/comments pretending like this is not the truth.

[vic @sinnerandy]

wag culture at its peek wdym knowledge of the players and statistics is "male-centric marketing"?? we the woman who watch it do not have this knowledge? are we supposed to only care about the fashion? insane take

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

ACT III IS Bday 20th!

[beckett ♡ 𝓊𝓃𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝑒𝒹 @PLASTIOFFDASOFA]

Is anyone else worried her discography is gonna look like this when she releases the anniversary addition 😭

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

“Awww Kentrell take it out, it’s hurting”

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

And when ACTIII is a Bday/Everything is Love/Destiny fulfilled/Blue Ivy Debut hybrid mash up then what?

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Today in things that never happened.

[🇱🇧 @lebanesesami]

Was in the nail salon screaming for Egypt to win and suddenly all the white women who weren’t even paying attention to the game started rooting for Australia. I know what you are!!!

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

I keep forgetting what’s his name died.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“My father taught me importance of integrity”

~ late Former President Buhari’s daughter, Hanan Buhari says

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

She was also gang-raped before being strangled to death.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Vestida de noiva, ela atravessou a Europa pegando carona com desconhecidos para mostrar que ainda existia bondade no mundo.

Pippa Bacca foi morta 24 dias depois, durante sua passagem pela Turquia.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

You people are always crying about one foolish thing or the other.

[Africa Killed Me. @thatsamybad]

Hate when non Londoners speak like Londoners

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

I hate when people don’t know how to structure their sentences. This sounds like he committed fraud in China.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Femi Gbajabiamila’s fraud in China is a death sentence.

But in Nigeria, we talk about it and move on.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

This used to be seen as a huge ass before the BBL bandits took over.

[glamour bible @bleachedfrontal]

Bria myles in Chingy’s “Dem jeans” video (2007)

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

This can’t be true

[BEYHIVE @beyhivecombr]

FUN FACT: estamos há 822 dias sem música nova da Beyoncé — esse já é o maior hiato da carreira dela.

Superamos o antigo recorde: 511 dias entre “Black Parade” e “Be Alive”.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

The twitter summary does not match the facts. #Germany #Paraguay

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Released him from prison? Can they do that?

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Lions announced today that they have released CB Terrion Arnold.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Everyday this account wakes up and pulls some shit out of their hairy ass.

[Answers @ABTLABinsider]

🚨JAY-Z & Beyoncé are headlining the next Super Bowl halftime show.

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Leave her alone. This is how a lot of people’s hair and makeup look in person 🤷🏽‍♀️

[celebzr @celebzr]

jana fire your stylist asap.. like I actually feel bad

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

Poor girl 😢
Realistically that’s the only home she knows, what is she supposed to do? Can she not become a legal resident given she has been in the country all her life?

[eNCA @eNCA]

Banned beauty queen Chidimma Adetshina is fighting to stay in South Africa. The former Miss South Africa finalist and Miss Universe Nigeria appeared in the Cape Town Regional Court following her arrest earlier this month for allegedly living in the city illegally.

https://t.co/pq69yK8dRO

[Lavender Lace @UnchasteM]

The news from Venezuela is so heartbreaking omg. Too much sadness in the world. Lives destroyed in a moment 💔