Uncle Albert

England's greatest little sailor...

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Del Boy has just scored two David Gilmour tickets from Limpy Lionel The Ticket Tout.

They're for the show on Saturday 12th October; drop me a DM if interested and I'll do you a good price - far better value than Viagogo!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Del Boy has just scored two David Gilmour tickets from Limpy Lionel The Ticket Tout.

They're for the show on Saturday 12th October; drop me a DM if interested and I'll do you a good price - far better value than Viagogo!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@realadamallen Open to offers - DM me if you'd like to chat

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Del Boy has just scored two David Gilmour tickets from Limpy Lionel The Ticket Tout.

They're for the show on Saturday 12th October; drop me a DM if interested and I'll do you a good price - far better value than Viagogo!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@FifeOnMars Was basically let down by friends who originally wanted to come but now can't make it, so I've got two spare

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@FifeOnMars I'm still going so ID won't be an issue

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@dossaferds @pinkfloyd @Just_pinkfloyd I've got two spare tickets for the Saturday night if you're interested? DM me an offer if so

Cheers!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@mattccfc_21 If you need any more coins use 3UDRW

Good luck shipmate!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Rodney's painting 'The Marble Arch At Dawn'

I mean it's all right I suppose, but what is that tower fing behind it meant to be?

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Ahoy there shipmates!

Fancy the best free 'oliday competition since Megaflakes sent Rodney to Mallorca?

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You can use code 3UDRW for FREE entry

Groovy!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Ahoy there shipmates!

Fancy the best free 'oliday competition since Megaflakes sent Rodney to Mallorca?

If you'd like a week of skateboarding, breakdancing and boogy-ing to Bros in the junior disco, visit
https://t.co/jDK34ZO3Ug

You can use code 3UDRW for FREE entry

Groovy!

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@IL0VEthe80s The Ace Team

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@RealTimeWWII Some of the pamphlets weren't properly unwrapped and so the whole pack fell in one block.

I remember thinking "that could hurt someone"

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Remember when Knock Knock knocked me out?

I blamed a gang ov skineads and Del Boy paid Ollie's boys to sort it out , but the skineads weren't even skineads - they was coppers 😂

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@stephen72413113 @onlyfoolsnews He was no good in a Mexican wave, I can tell you that much

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@onlyfoolsnews It was me, I was the brains behind it!

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

A great day to raise a glass to the brilliant Buster Merryfield, who passed away 24 years ago today ❤️

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

Ain't it bloody fair, eh?

I have to drive Del Boy up to bloody Berkshire tomorrow to drop off Rodney's dinner suit!

If that's not bad enough, we have to swing by Iggy 'iggin's place first to pick something up...

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

I never did get a reply from The Krypton Factor 😔

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@onlyfoolsnews Top of the range gear, that.

You can tell cos of all them lights

[Uncle Albert @UncleAlbertWWII]

@elonmusk It's no wonder you're losing money mate, the app is FREE.

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