UncleCovid

Turn 49 this year. Vegetarian germ, with a gorgeous dog called Bobby.

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@NanaCovid Mum, you’re an embarrassment.

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@NanaCovid Your son, like me, hasn’t spoken to Covid-19 since he went on his gap year . Yes, I fear he has now been radicalised. You however, haven’t bothered to be a mother to me for over five years.

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@NanaCovid Mum give it a rest this isn’t a good time.

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My nephew is Covid-19. He is misunderstood. My brother was a good father. Our mother is not to be trusted.

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@NanaCovid Mum, don’t you dare come on here bad mouthing Covid-19. You haven’t seen him in ten years. He needed you and you didn’t visit him. This is not fair. I’ve spoken to Jim.