Unc LeGweebo

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

Dawg, the Abba rhythm section was among the top 5 rhythm sections of all time. #provemewrong

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

.@SoFi I am EXTREMELY offended by this. I WAS abducted when I was 9. You should be ashamed.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

#Weezer realizes every 10-12 years that Rivers’ spreadsheet songwriting only worked for those initial 10 years, then they make songs they enjoy making and it births a great album, (2014 & 2026)

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

@TeamTrackhouse @ConnorZilisch @shanevg97 Two cars. Zero speed.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

@TeamTrackhouse @RossChastain @ConnorZilisch @shanevg97 @TeamTrackhouse Refresh your whole approach to being a @NASCAR team 😂

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

My wife said I cant buy string cheese anymore because I eat the whole package in 2 days.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

Baby carrots can suck my dick.
Matchstick carrots can suck my dick.
A real man gets regular root carrots and crunches ‘em down like motherfucking Bugs Bunny.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

@JimmieJohnson As a huge Jimmie fan back in the day, (and please be honest, we love DW, and all the other rulebreakers) much did you know about the cheating during your historic run?

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

@TuckerGray1 .@TeamTrackhouse’s bait and switch of @ConnorZilisch’s rookie season has got to be the most fucked over a #nascarcup #rookie has ever been.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

@thirstythrees #Trashhouse has nothing, and is intentionally tanking their #NASCAR team, to go forward with only their motoGP team. End it now, @thirstythrees.

[Tucker :) @zillysmilly]

trackhouse and their terrible cars

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

@DanielKriete4 .@PrimeVideo deserves the whole season, no matter the cost, if @NASCAR wants the sport to continue to grow. @NASCARONFOX has become the worst representation of the sport that has ever been.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

When can I stop celebrating #americas250th? My toilet smells like fire & brimstone.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

Next year they should race up onto the aircraft carrier and ramp off of it. Like mariokart #NASCAR #coronado

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

To anyone that thought it’d be an @shanevg97 dominated Sunday at #Coronado, you have severely overestimated the power of @TeamTrackhouse (#TrashhouseRacing ) and their equipment.

[Unc LeGweebo @UncleGweebo]

Sam Burns: A Lord of the Rings alternate ending fanfic
#SamBurns #PDGA #USopen #samwise #LOTR