Shane Polack

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@ASTROGaming why don’t you include a charging cable with your headphones? Especially if it’s gonna come out of the box dead. I’m cock locked and ready to rock and you’re blocking my cock. #uncool

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@Leatherman please bring back the Juice series. The size and functionality are second to none and mine is in rough shape. 😔

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@EAHelp Your reporting system for Apex is so laughably bad. Hacker kills my whole squad and crashes all three of our games and there is NO way to view past lobbies/players. Your reporting page literally tells me to report in game. Which is not an option. Be better. Yikes.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@DestinyTheGame fix your fucking game, holy shit it has been out for a decade, please stop sucking at what you do. PS a toddler could do your job

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Shoutout to the refs for yoinking two touchdowns from the Vikings to give the Colts a chance!

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@andrearene No voice left!!

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

I think the busses might have gotten mixed up and we got the offensive line from the local peewee team. If you happen to see 5 grown men beating up 3rd graders, please return them to the Vikings offensive line. Thanks.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Harambe was killed because he was trying to cut CIA funding.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@Halo Hey if you DON'T want your community to be overrun by cheaters please make the reporting process make fucking sense. This is the most backward shit on the planet.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Yo, @Halo I get that you are patching things, but the fact that you have YET to fix the disconnect and unable to join your team again is actually making the game unplayable. No fun when you or your team are playing 3v4. Cool, but glad we patched the XP formula for the battle pass

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Now is when you fire your entire coaching staff. Congratulations Vikings management, you lost to the NFL equivalent of a rotting corpse. #Vikings #FireKubiak #FireZimmer

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Pathetic

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

2nd and 20 and you throw behind the line of scrimmage. #FireKubiak

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Dear Clint Kubiak and Mike Zimmer,
Go back to the whatever gutter you slithered your worthless selves out of.
Sincerely,
Vikings fans

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Dear every fucking music media outlet, the Beatles aren’t fucking rock. They’re a goddamn pop boy band, stop including them in top rock lists.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

Dear @Vikings,

You could replace your front 5 with cardboard cutouts from the stands and see better blocking.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@NFL really cool when CHEATING gets you wins. Fuck yourselves.

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

LETS GO @Cloud9!!! NA TO WIN WORLDS!!! #Worlds2018 #LeagueOfLegends #C9WIN

[Shane Polack @UncleJebus]

@BungieHelp Zavala’s Lieutenant achievement is glitched and won’t unlock, I have competed requirements twice now, please help.