Uncle Jerry

America’s Owner

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Wemby embargo has been lifted
Idc that he’s the baby goat
Someone go shoot his kneecaps NOW

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Breaking News: Jerry Jones is still alive and taking us to the promise land

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

I’m tweeting like a maniac tn
I’ve never been this happy in my life

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Praise Allah Raheem

[Brandon Loree @Brandoniswrite]

New York Giants Malik Nabers reacts to the #DallasCowboys selecting Caleb Downs.

“I’d rather get him than play against him…I gotta play against this thing again…bro he’s good. He’s very good, he’s VERY good.”

(🎥: @BleacherReport on YT)

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

@MySportsUpdate you were a wizard tonight I love you

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

JERRY THEYRE BURNINGGGG

[GiantsMuse @Giants_muse]

What an absolute disaster

- Drafted another edge
- Lost Caleb Downs to Cowboys
- Lost Sonny Styles to Commanders
- signed Faalele just to draft “Francis Mauigoa”

WE’RE CURSED

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

CALEB DOWNS WELCOME TO THE ⭐️

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

JEREY CLOSE IT OFF GIMME JACOB RODRIGUES
@realjerryjones

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

I have never in my life been more proud of Jerry Jones.
I love you man
You made me cry tonight
CALEB FUCKING DOWNS
FUCK YOU @natedawggggg

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Ayatollah Raheemeini

[Grant Cohn @grantcohn]

Raheem Morris is a significant downgrade from Robert Saleh.

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

So exciting, the hospital defense of the 49ers ran by a Nazi terrorist Raheem Morris.
I’m predicting only 2 day 1 starters on that defense to make it the whole year without injury

All Heil

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

I’m a Dariyush Acuff fan for life. Tuffest man alive

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

2 years early

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

In 1 week
2 70+ games
2 60+ games (and one of them was Kat)
Kobe’s 81 record will be broken this year

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Legend

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

This photo of Jack Hughes could be one of the greatest hockey photos ever taken 🇺🇸

📸: Elsa/Getty Images

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

GIMME LONZO BALL HES FREE

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

@anour0509 @Playbook

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Bye bye Osama!!!!

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

Save some face and atleast try to score a touchdown you fucking moron Raheem morris

[Uncle Jerry @UncleJerryJones]

MIAMIIIII