Walmart Guy Fieri🌊

Sports dictate my emotions. I have no clue what to do with my life. Shoeless Joe is innocent. Tight End is the best position in football. 🍝

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

This Miller Lite ball really sold out in under a minute

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Wonder how this will work with the Ravens contract with the Maryland Stadium Authority

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Another change: NFL teams will no longer be able to protect specific home games from being moved internationally.

Until now, team could lock in two guaranteed home stadium games each season. That rule has been eliminated and the NFL can now move any game they want to a different country.

The NFL’s global expansion push is aggressive right now.

[Curtis Lewis III @curtislewisIII]

Detroit, I’m doing whatever I can for our beloved pistons. #TheWaterboard2

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Week 4 bye into a Week 5 TNF is terrorism

[Joe Warchola @JoeyWarchola]

For six years, I've spent countless days crafting an NFL schedule. 272 games! It's finally here!

Here is my 2026 NFL Mock Schedule Prediction!

Remember. It's a prediction. Don't get too bent out of shape over it. Enjoy!

2026 NFL Mock Schedule Book:
https://t.co/pXc3L1rO18

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Unironically one of the smartest ways to sell a case of beer. Dont have a cooler with you? Who cares, just throw a bag of ice in the bucket.

[Zachary “Skip” Skipper @NFL_Mauritania]

Imagine chilling round a fire with your boys and everyone has their own personal beer bucket

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Now that the 2026 draft is over, it is time to plant my first flag for the 2027 draft

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Really would like to know how far back DeCosta was willing to trade back Thursday night for 2 4th rounders…

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Pavia jersey hitting Dundalk like crack in the 80s

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Vanderbilt undrafted free agent QB Diego Pavia accepted an invitation to next weekend’s minicamp with the Baltimore Ravens, per source.

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Jesus I feel old

[Brian Wacker @brianwacker1]

Ladarius Webb Jr. has signed as an undrafted free agent with the #Ravens, per source. His dad was a CB here and now his son will follow in his footsteps.

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Sarratt is a UFL WR

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

This draft just keeps getting better

[Jeff Zrebiec @jeffzrebiec]

At 45, the Ravens are selecting Missouri OLB Zion Young.

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

@GordonNFL @Ravens_In_5 I would be happy with any of Young, Bisontis, or Rodriguez.

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Sometimes the best picks are the most obvious

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Vrabel is the father isn’t he

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

@ColeJacksonFB Don’t you even dare speak that into the universe

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

Want: Ioane/Bain/Tyson
Avoid: Sadiq/Proctor
Think: Ioane

[Ravens in 5 @Ravens_In_5]

1 day to go, Ravens fans. So let's hear it for Round 1:

Who do you most want the Ravens to draft:
Who do you most want them to avoid:
Who do you think they draft:

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

The Bengals have the opportunity to do the funniest thing with Dexter’s physical

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

1. The idea of the Bengals refusing to pay Hendrickson for years just to trade a top 10 pick to reset the DT market is funny.

2. Harbaugh sending him to a division rival is a bit of a middle finger. (I get it was easily the best package let me make narratives)

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Draft week blockbuster: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, per ESPN sources.

The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

These Johnny Blue Skies RSD bonus tracks are life changing

[Walmart Guy Fieri🌊 @UncleJesse___]

No better day than record store day