UNCLE JIM

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°@JcoleNC & @Vectorthaviper Fanatic 💪💯

Call for business [phone]

[UNCLE JIM @UncleJim_NG]

We should first ask Mr. Peter Obi whether he will provide electricity; if he does agree, we will vote for him. But we must get him to sign an agreement somewhere, so that he doesn't end up disappointing us as well.

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

All these big tech make sure their algorithms push dumb content the furthest, that’s why most of these your new celebs hate twitter cos anything that can challenge their intelligence is too toxic for them.

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

One of the most confusing things on this app is seeing 2 of your favourite guys trading insults. They can’t stand each other online, yet knowing both of them personally, they’re genuinely good people and would probably get along if they ever met offline. Social media ehn 😂😂😂

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

You did the right thing by shutting up cos you were talking to a money-worshipping olodo about olodo uprising.

[fimlex @fimlex2]

You’re not a looks person but you de crush on Micheal B Jordan
Wetin do Kante??😂😭😭💔

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

YCee can speak on “Olodo Uprising” because he’s clearly a smart guy.

The real comedy is the olodos calling others (their comrades in arms) olodos.

Sit down. Use a mirror. Reflect.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

You don't care about looks but you dey crush on Micheal B Jordan

Wetin do Carterefe?

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

Simi and Adekunle were placed on a pedestalize till Simi spoke…
Adesua and Banky were rated till Adesua spoke…
Temi and Eazi were praised till Temi spoke…

Timothy told us women should keep quiet, na we no hear word!!!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

There’s no version of any ‘couple interview’ i’ve seen that doesn’t end up looking embarrassing for the Man lowkey

That’s how I can tell the idea of these interviews are 99% the Woman’s

The script can only appear ‘cute’ when the Guy is at the receiving end of the awkwardness.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Retweet if Who wants to Be a Millionaire, hosted by Frank Edoho and sponsored by MTN inspired you growing up

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

LMAO

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

.@bizzleosikoya CHOCOLATE CITY HAVE SUED ME SO MUCH.

YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT SUING ME IS STUPID. THAT I WILL CRY.

OKAY.

I DE CRY.

NA YOUR TEARS? 😂😂😂😂

EVEN AUDU MAIKORI SEND ME CEASE AND DESIST

I SEND BACK FOR AM

YOU ARE A CHEAP LYING FAT DOG AND YOUR EVIL WILL BE EXPOSED TOO

SUE ME IF YOU FIT ONTOP THIS MATTER.

YOUR BOY IS GUILTY

I JUST DEY DO ALL THIS ONE SO THE WORLD GO SEE THE SIDE WEY YOU TAKE BEFORE JUSTICE.

MY BITCH. LIKE YOUR BOY AND ABUCHI.

[Alli @tygarii]

That one ex who can’t stop telling people yall dated

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

And I just posted my picture and deleted under 2 seconds.

Did anyone screenshot it?

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

Okay let’s remove penalty goals shall we?

Messi at the World Cup— 14 goals
Ronaldo at the World Cup— 7 goals

Messi overall— 802 goals
Ronaldo overall— 793 goals

This is not the road you want to go down.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Idris Zekeri is currently in my top 3 Favorite Young Nigerians… Very Intelligent and Articulate man there. I sincerely hope he gets to Govern Edo state in some capacity very soon. He is a valuable Asset to his People and to the country at Large. 🧐🌹✅

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

OLODO UPRISING

YCEE TALK FOR THERE

SCORE: A1

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

NA ME 🥵

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Algorithm, take this tweet to only people that believe that God is the Greatest 👑

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Who get vibrator, dildo and rose for house, no wan dey sleep around

Who get pocket toto for house, na pervert

No shaking