Krunchy☘️

Hot take maestro and the Krunchiest bastard you've ever known

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

@Tim_McKone Spa in Plymouth is Mirbeau Inn & Spa. Make sure to hit the Bistro inside too.

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

@IAmJamesStewart Correct. He brings that extra athleticism and arm strength that Brissett just doesn't have. Now Maye is showing he also has the brain. Great start, albeit against a putrid defense.

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

Bitches

[Ball Don’t Lie @Balldontlie]

Luka and Kyrie have a combined 14 points at halftime 😬

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

@man_dammn RETIRE A PATRIOT 😁

[Drew Carter @Drewdle25]

You either die a Herro or live long enough to see yourself get absolutely cooked by Jaylen Brown

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

@FelgerAndMazz

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

@ZoandBertrand
LET'S RIDE!

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Brad Stevens changed this man’s life

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

TOLD YA

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

Sources: Aaron Rodgers has torn his Achilles.
#MNF #Jets

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

Sources: Aaron Rodgers has torn his Achilles.
#MNF #Jets

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Kristaps Porzingis stats from his career-best season:

Points Allowed Per Pick-and-Roll
1. Anthony Davis (0.91)
2. Steven Adams (0.92)
3. Giannis Antetokounmpo (0.92)
4. Kristaps Porzingis (0.93)
5. Walker Kessler (0.93)

One of the best drop P&R defenders in the NBA. And on offense:

Top Post Scorers
1. Kristaps Porzingis (1.29)
2. Nikola Jokic (1.26)
3. Luka Doncic (1.15)
4. Joel Embiid (1.11)
5. Pascal Siakam (1.11)

Finally figured out how to score from the post. And from the perimeter attacking closeouts.

Points Per Closeout
1. Kawhi Leonard (1.32)
2. Brandon Ingram (1.26)
3. Luka Doncic (1.25)
4. Harrison Barnes (1.24)
5. Kristaps Porzingis (1.23)

These are all via @SecondSpectrum.

So KP shoots 40% on spot up 3s, kills defenses when he attacks closes out, can now post up with efficiency, and he’s a good defender. Health will always be a concern but he just had his best season of his career. This could be his prime.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Energy is shifting ⚡️

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

You wanted Boston? Here we are.

#BeatPHILA

[Ryan Hannable @RyanHannable]

Through five games in this series, Marcus Smart is a -6.

Malcolm Brogdon is a +31, Derrick White is a +17.

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

So Edey just never gets called for a 3 second violation, huh.
LET'S GO FDU.
#MarchMadness
#FDU

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Charles Barkley on load management:

“Wait a minute, you gonna make $70M and you can’t play basketball 3 or 4 days a week?’… They fly private. They got the best medical stuff ever created… People working in the steel mill every day, I’m pretty sure they tired too, but they go to work every day.”

(via @FirstTake)

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

A DISGUSTING ACT

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

OH MY GOD SECURITY JUST DECAPITATED THE BEER SNAKE

[UFL News Hub @UFLNewsHubcom]

The Beer Snake lives!!!! #XFL2023 #XFL

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

#FreeTheSnake #LemonParty
@XFL2023

[Krunchy☘️ @UncleKrunch]

They don't call this man the Truth for nothing
Speaking facts. ☘️

[Paul Pierce @paulpierce34]

@redyjohn Defensive player of the yr stfu