Uncle Lippy

The silliest goose out of all the silly geese

[Tucker Kraft Dynasty Owner🍺🧀🐐 @GOATRodgersSZN]

“Sir, the Culver’s Barn in Beaver Dam sustained heavy damage”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So we’re all finally admitting the Bubble didn’t count and Bron’s Laker title didn’t count. Thank you.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.

The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.

In theaters on October 9.

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

Good morning only to the guy developing an open world video game set on the East Side of Milwaukee in 1994

[Uncle Lippy @UncleLippy]

@CarlsBeef First time caller. Do you think the Bananas could beat the Cubs tomorrow? I’ll hang up and listen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We interrupt your NBA Finals coverage to show you

CAITLIN CLARK CALLING GAME!!!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Outfield prospect Luis Lara and the Milwaukee Brewers are in agreement on a seven-year, $31 million contract extension that includes three club options, sources tell ESPN. Lara, 21, has dominated Triple-A this season. Deal maxes out at $79 million.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Anybody paying attention to this Brewers vs Athletics game?.. wow

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Just awful.

[Uncle Lippy @UncleLippy]

Let me drink your tears

[Ilan @ilannfl18]

Alex Bregman is the worst Cubs signing in their history

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Tubi is really what Netflix used to be like wow there's actually stuff to watch on here

[Uncle Lippy @UncleLippy]

Glorious

[CUBS WORLD @CubsWorld80]

Cubs last 9 series:

Loss(at TEX)
Loss(at ATL)
Loss(at CWS)
Loss(vs MIL-sweep)
Loss(vs HOU-sweep)
Split(at PIT)
Loss(at STL)
Loss(vs A’s)
Loss(vs SF)

Someone needs to lose their job

#cubs

[neptunestrousers @ChopdByRobinson]

I need one

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Cold Blooded

[Real App @realapp]

Jacob Misiorowski just threw the fastest pitch by a starter in recorded MLB history 🤯

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Alien Ant Farm ‘Smooth Criminal’ cover (2001)

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Wtf is a Klondike bar

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

City vibes are hard to explain right now. There’s a guy smoking a cigar and holding a broom and everyone is shaking his hand as if he’s an essential worker during the pandemic.