Patrick Unsworth

Be careful it's hot! GO BRONCOS!

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for a chance to win a @GameStop Exclusive Wampa & Hoth Luke Galactic Plushies 2-Pack!! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

HOLY

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

Can't wait to see LaLa Land

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

Off probation, finished with community service. Time to fuck

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

Dust off the shelf, I am fucked up and you are full of shit

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

HOLY SHIT! https://t.co/LjVb56Lktj

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

I would give up red meat, cable TV, and alcohol just to see @MCHammer on tour! Make America Hammer again.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

@X0NL__ I bet you're single. And you're probably big boned. You have big breasts bones. How are your tummy bones? Big?

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

@X0NL__ You can lick my ASS. I have more followers than you. And I don't have to showcase my fat rack.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

The REAL @realDonaldTrump says make America great again. He's divorced, bankrupt, FAT faced...okay he's literally me. I'm voting for him.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

REAL?????? I wish you weren't real @realDonaldTrump. You're the biggest fat faced, piece of pig fat I've ever seen. You're a terrorist!!!!

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

New idea for a sitcom. Me. Yelling at you.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

"True Life: I'm a whore" starring my ex wife is airing for the rest of her life on the My Pussy Is My Only Talent Channel.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

I think @DosEquis should hire me as their new spokes person. "I can unhook a bra with my mustache." "I invented hamburgers." Shit like that.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

He must have a new piece of shit movie to promote. https://t.co/CfsdKD3WHi

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

"The Rock" is returning to WrestleMania! https://t.co/pRYAgkkxPW

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

I don't have an Instagramer account. But from what I hear if you post a photo in your bra and panties holding a bag of tea you're a model.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

@vinny_vegas I'll pray for you at the alter of HOLY SHIT!!!

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

@vinny_vegas God loves you. He loves you so much he created demons (women). Apparently a male God created his own torment?

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

Hey guys and gals posting "top 9" best photos of 2015 collages.....MySpace called and wants its lame concept back.

[Patrick Unsworth @UnclePanini]

OH you got engaged this Christmas??? Who cares. I said YES too......to myself cause I'm the best thing to ever happen to me.