Uncle Rabbani

Busy being an uncle-type. Desi. Opinionate. Indo-centric. Islamic without too much fiqh. Muslim but not too slim.

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CBT:
Chappal
Behaviour
Therapy

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#MotaFiqh is overeating with deep thinking.

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What is showing up early called?

#GPT: Gora People Time.

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Motaphysics: I eat therefore I am.

Reality: Allah is. Therefore, I am--by Him.

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If you don’t do exercise you become extra size. # UncleRabbani

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If you don’t do exercise you become extra size. # UncleRabbani

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#UncleIdeas: The origin of mansaf was stubborn, stray sheep. The shepherds got fed up, so they just slaughtered them, and made mansaf.

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Not all haraka is baraka.

(Haraka: action/movement.)

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What if the forbidden tree in Paradise was of Paan?

#unclethought

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I’m not a holy man. Just a holey man: full of holes.

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Why are Molvis fat? An #UncleMolvi answer: Allah wanted to remove the impression that if you make your child a hafiz or alim, they’d go bhooka (hungry).”

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“Beta, I have this unusual ability to do ijtihad once in a while. Seriously.” #UncleBitter

(Don’t.)

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“No black belt can save you from your wife’s chappal.” #BlackBeltUncle

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“I try to be a Sufi... But it isn’t easy!” #YoungSomaliCanadianUncle

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"Why is it about black and white? #BrownLivesMatter" #DesiUncle trying to get heard.

Shush, Uncle. #BlackLivesMatter

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The older uncle’s grow, the more uncle they grow.

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Arey!

RT @UncleRabbani: Should something eaten with #metaphysical awareness led to #motaphysical growth?

(Mota = fat)

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#Ramadan not #Ramadine. And if you’re not careful, it’ll be #Ramadone.

Mubarak all the same.

More happy. Less angry.
More dhikr. Less bicker.
More Allah’s Book. Less... Facebook.

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“If the cure is worse than the problem, it’s not worth it,” #UncleAtSeekers quoting @realDonaldTrump in the context of #Ramadan plans — while totally disagreeing with the President.

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“When I want to be nice, it goes against me.”

- a grumpy uncle.

(Be nice anyways.)