Uncle Ray

I’m Uncle Ray! I’ve got a photographic memory of WWII details. I have a ton of nephews, nieces, grand-nephews and grand-nieces. I love my bro @rickvia

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Napping until 12:30

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Got up at 3:00 this morning for the prayer line for President Trump. Santanic ritual chanting death and lo

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Kids, don’t play with sodium. If you see your friends playing with chemicals, tell them not to.

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There was a time when I got addicted to MREs.

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Had a coffee packet fall in the toaster this morning and had toasted coffee. Ha ha! #toastedcoffee #folgers #instant

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Fat Albert the groundhog dug another hole under the front porch and I do not like it one bit. Might have to send him to the big burrow in the sky if I catch him.

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Just got a Roku stick. Cut my cable off. Got some free stuff on the downloads.

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Better check your computer to see when the eclipse is gonna be. I was off by a couple hours. I better get a little nap in.

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Happy new year! I’m not gonna stay up too much longer. Till all this nonsense is over.

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Get past your past so you can live in the present.

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If we don’t renew our mind we’re not gonna renew our waste line. We do the things we think about.

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(2/2) there in time. Some family members helped them out.

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(1/2) Got sick some from second hand smoke yesterday helping a motorist with a flat tire near my house. Everybody smoked like a blast furnace and AAA didn't get

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What do you call an epileptic bull?

A beef jerky.

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Jay Sekulow keeps calling me for financial support. I mean I like what they do but I just can’t help every court case though.

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We live to see another day!!!

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Bye bye season. There goes our season.#VirginiaTech 🦃

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Pull him OFF the field!!!!! HE’s PLAYING LIKE A PEEWEE FOOTBALL PLAYER! #VirginiaTech 🦃

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I think we’re gonna have to pull that quarterback and put the third string in. #VirginiaTech 🦃

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There goes the season if they don’t win tonight. #VirginiaTech 🦃