Notes to my Nephew

Nobody sent me. That’s what makes this awkward.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

When they suddenly begin to call you an elder, check whether they still invite you to the smaller meetings.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

It is too early for “Can I be honest with you?”

Good morning first.

Let Uncle sit down.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

My nephew,

A high office can give a man a microphone. It cannot give him the sense to know what not to say into it.

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Akpabio on Suicide Bill:

If you attempt to commit suicide, you better succeed, or we will send you to jail

- Godswill Akpabio, Senate President

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

My nephew, burn the boats if you must. Be careful with the bridges.

There are people coming to help you who still need a way across.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

There is a particular “well done” from Nigerian Uncles and Aunties that means you will never be trusted with that task again.

[Iyke @currentiyke]

A slow start doesn't mean a bad week. Give yourself some grace.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

Woke up refreshed and without a position on any matter.

Kindly allow me to enjoy this.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

Uncle slept so well, some grievances have been discontinued.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

My nephew, when you finally get into the room, remember the question you wanted to ask outside.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

Humans are animals who tell stories.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

Nephews, be careful when they praise you for being the only person bold enough to say it.

Ask why they are all so relieved you said it alone.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

My nephew, a seat in the front row is not proof that you were consulted.

Sometimes they just need you in the photograph.

Happy Sunday.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

Having a full tank of petrol.

[Ada eze. Baby @AdaPereway]

What's one small luxury that makes you feel rich?? Tell us please

[S.M.K @SeniormanKelzz]

Avoid friends that feel bad when you date their parents.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

If you are telling me something in confidence, please mention that before I start looking surprised in the group chat.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

Somewhere this evening, a man who said “I don’t like drama” is driving to its house.

[Notes to my Nephew @UncleRedacted]

I was advised to keep my opinions to myself.

Anyway, good evening.

[Amaka @AmakaUdu1]

Straight or curly hair?

[UCHECHUKWU 👽 @Yucee_]

Pls has it changed?

[Kelechi ✌️ @JustKelechi]

Most overrated fruit ever