mom

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[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

I love being a girl my jewelry be fake asab

[KumoriRaver @kumoriRaver]

Yo, this elementary school threw a straight-up MINI MICHAEL JACKSON concert and the kids ATE IT DOWN 😂🔥

[mom @UncleRichardJr_]

I bring this up whenever I’m driving behind someone slow af

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

Aaliyah was on there talking bout some "stroke it for me, stroke it for me"

[mom @UncleRichardJr_]

Also an issue in LA. Too many big black cars with tiny men who can’t fucking drive

[ChelseaChels✨✨ @Audemars_Iver]

Now that Waymos are off the streets of Atlanta it is time we discuss the real threat to street traffic, black trucks with limousine tags.

[‏ً @HighkeyMami]

u fake asf I’m crying 😭

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

ADHD is having the brain of a NASA engineer and the morning routine of a raccoon who found an energy drink.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname.

Robert is my nicholasname.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Rach Idowu @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Neurodivergent people in a corporate work environment:

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

.@EAlexTheGreat got that groove!

[mom @UncleRichardJr_]

Only without a bra cuz otherwise? gently choked

[Kєииу @AndieAndie54183]

Them big titties girls be in seatbelts like this %

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

You’re insane if you think I’m choosing seasoned ground beef over tacos al pastor

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

“To write for a Black family, you start asking yourself, ‘What am I doing?’ So we cast all Black actors for Gerald’s family — that helped with authenticity. Then we listened to Jamil, Gerald’s voice actor, loved his phrasing and pacing, and wrote more of what he brought. In the ’90s, we were doing our best just to show different ethnicities on screen, thinking it’d be cool for a kid to see Gerald and say, ‘Finally, a character that looks more like me.’ People tell me that now.”

Craig Bartlett, Creative Talent Network (2020)