Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired)

Retired.

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

Whelp... I'm finally forced into buying a new(ish) car.
What does that mean for the channel and streams? Well..

1) I'm going to be forced to take an extra day of work (putting me at roughly 48-50 hours PER WEEK)
2) Often times I'll be working 10-12 straight days without a day off, possibly even longer
3) My hopes of making a comeback this summer are getting slimmer and slimmer

Long and short of it, is I'm basically fully retired at this point. Things that should go right aren't, and the desire to stream has become to a point where it's more of a hassle for me to find the motivation to *want* to stream. I'd love nothing more than to fully come back and entertain... but I just don't see it happening. Doesn't help that I happened to pick food service as my lifelong career option, since it is an industry that is notorious for rapidly burning out, drug and alcohol abuse, and other nefariousness.

If you want to help, reach out to me. If you don't... that's also cool, because I hate asking for help unless I'm facing the funny little circle at the end of the rope.

I'll still be around in the ASMR community in being in friend's streams, and making content on TikTok... but for now, I'm going to call this the end of my career as a Vtuber. Maybe when I find an industry that'll better take care of me, pay me enough to not have to take payday loans out literally *every single paycheck* just to cover the bare basics, I'll be back..

But for now, as always and forever:
- Be Gay
- Be Proud
- Eat hot chip and lie

I love you all so very much... and I'll see you down the road soon.
#Vtuber #retirement

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@RadRedPandaG You do what you can, and that's more than enough. <3

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

I want to be loved. Like.. not as a friend.. but I want to belong to someone...

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@RadRedPandaG Pandaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Love youuuu 🥹🥹

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

If you don't watch this on repeat.. Mommy will spank you.

[Cheechy 🥛👑 VTuber @ibCheechy]

New Early Access Video Uploaded to #YouTube & #RPlay!

✨Shhhh... It's Okay 💜 | 1 Hour ASMR for Sleep ✨

Subscribe to the Mommy's Sugars Tier on RPlay or become a member of Mommy's Milkbuns on YT to watch it now!

🔗 in 🧵

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy ... I thought the previous reply was on the share post, silly me...

But no yeah... I've got so much respect for you, Cheechy, and I'm ecstatic that I've got you in my life. Literal best friend in the world.

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy Only because you enable me to be a better version of myself that quite honestly.. I wouldn't have seen otherwise, Cheechy.

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

Join the Doki Doki NIKKE Global Popularity Poll: #1 Cinderella Costume Poll and vote for your favorite costume! #NIKKE #NIKKECinderellaVote https://t.co/ry0DnfM4aa

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@KiwithePirateVT @ibCheechy @cozy_chu @Bellesprout_ @BirdieBoba @BitesPixel And I'll be getting in touch with everyone soon...ish, so I can properly get blessings and discuss things and such.

:B

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

My melody box is on its way, and I'm super excited.

I can't wait to (hopefully) have my closest friends and ladies I look up to in my car soon. @ibCheechy , @KiwithePirateVT , @cozy_chu , @Bellesprout_ , @BirdieBoba , and @BitesPixel .

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@KiwithePirateVT @ibCheechy @cozy_chu @Bellesprout_ @BirdieBoba @BitesPixel It's a thingy that when you start your car, it says things (normally) like 'powered by (car)' and 'be safe driving'.

.. but I'm gonna replace the normal lines with cute vtuber girls. Mwehehehe..

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy @KiwithePirateVT @cozy_chu @Bellesprout_ @BirdieBoba @BitesPixel

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy This is wild. Canada-chan, please.

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

If my big ass can have my first ever Threesome, you can do anything you set your mind to.

Why am I posting about this? Well, if you didn't know I greatly suffer from body dysmorphia. Even though I'm in the best shape I've been in in over 26 years.. I still see that almost 600-pound person I used to be looking back at me every time I look in a mirror. My teeth are fucked from all the puking I used to do related to my rampant alcohol abuse, where I drank almost 2 handles of vodka a day for over 4 years. My hair is nonexistent due to being "blessed" with Male Pattern Baldness at the ripe, tender age of 20. I'm not what you would call a 'handsome man' by any stretch of the imagination.

In saying this.. people still *somehow* manage to find me attractive enough to hang out with.. and further want to sleep with me. It's fucking wild. I don't understand it, and just trying to comprehend it makes what little braincells I have left (that weren't destroyed from the 3 years of drug abuse paired with the aforementioned alcoholism) ache something fierce.

The biggest takeaway from this? Apparently I have a very n i c e pipi.

[Cheechy 🥛👑 VTuber @ibCheechy]

I've diligently been writing this letter for the past 2-ish hours. Please send it to your Members of Parliament, do your part, don't let them enforce age verification laws in Canada.

https://t.co/qY1jptElWB

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@cozy_chu Hey, I know that guy!

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

@ibCheechy

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

Almost 1 week later... and Algorithm-senpai has failed me. >:(

JUST GIMME THE MACROSS COSPLAYERS DAMNIT.

[Uncle Richard🩷💛💙(Retired) @UncleRichard___]

タイムラインで素晴らしいマクロスデルタのコスプレに出会えたら死んでしまいます。

アルゴリズム先輩、助けてください?

I would die if I could come across some amazing Macross Delta cosplay on my timeline.

Algorithm-senpai, please help me?