Uncle_Saint

Come on City ! Forza Ferrari 🚀

[MJ🌪️ @Mike011z]

"do you mind if we cancel?"

INTROVERTS:

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League kicks off THIS MONTH! 🫨

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Clean cut 😮‍💨

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

No you haven’t

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Peak bus stop experience 🐝

@pumafootball 🖤

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer:

[Manchester City @ManCity]

One for the worker bees 🐝

[Thato @Thato__M]

I can accept today being Thursday, but what I will not tolerate is tomorrow being July still.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wife told me her startup idea and it’s just fraud

[cow @cowincrisis]

it’s been three days and he still isn’t here yet

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When I finally meet her dad but we know each other from the strip club

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[nifé @nifeth]

@centregoals mr nonchalant, he see yansh he chalant once

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Football returns in August. That is more than a kiss on the forehead

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[Katlego Makgaila @Katlego_Mack]

Month end indicator.

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

Finally tried matcha today. It’s not as bad as you guys make it out to be. It’s worse.

[Ojay★彡 @oiseoje_]

“SHEIN cart for snaps”