Truckstop Arby’s

Uhhhhh.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

[area woman @explodingpiano]

not right now, funk soul brother

[proton @ProtonInspector]

The water park where you go to be depressed

[feefee @prerecessiongrl]

rei is a chinchilla. asuka is a cat, easily. kaji is a raven. misato is an orca. shinji is a bat or maybe a cat but wrong. gendo is a human and its creepy.

[Ea Nasir V de Ur @Arnau_fnv]

Another satisfied customer

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

one time when i worked at a big law firm an employee sent an email to the entire firm, 3000+ people, that just said “jim” (no subject) and i’m still trying to capture the high i felt receiving that

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[august @regularaugust]

In my restless dreams I see that gif. Beedrill blasting rope

[Arrow S. Morgan 🇵🇸 (➡️ AX 2026) @pitoumoder]

@outstarwalker you: *scrolls mouse too much*
your computer for some reason:

[Losing it @prophethusband]

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life

The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Skyrim Dap Up Anything Mod

[David Hering @hering_david]

Capri-Sun are doing a Great Gatsby flavour. It tastes of disappointment and longing

[CCC @moderndaybc]

"Put her ass back in the cabinet" still an All-timer

[jame @kloogans]

in one universe i’m a respected elder. in another i'm a hero. in this one i’m throwing rocks at my neighbor bill's hyundai elantra while he's asleep. i hate you so much bill

[Truckstop Arby’s @UncleShortyB]

@wayneradiotv Oh my god I had to watch it like three times before I got the joke lmao