rei is a chinchilla. asuka is a cat, easily. kaji is a raven. misato is an orca. shinji is a bat or maybe a cat but wrong. gendo is a human and its creepy.
one time when i worked at a big law firm an employee sent an email to the entire firm, 3000+ people, that just said “jim” (no subject) and i’m still trying to capture the high i felt receiving that
After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life
The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip
in one universe i’m a respected elder. in another i'm a hero. in this one i’m throwing rocks at my neighbor bill's hyundai elantra while he's asleep. i hate you so much bill