Uncle Si

Veteran, duck hunter, redneck, beard, tea.

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Here we go!

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Si's Gonad Emporium.

Pow! Snip. Cha-CHING!

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Purnurple.

Red, green, blue, and purnurple.

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P-U-R-P-N-L-E

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Re-jected! Don't quit your day job, short stuff!

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Darlin, you're on fire! Like doughnut grease.

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Ouch! My tooth hurts, cause you're so sweet!

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Can I have directions, to your heart?

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I can take the enemy out, or a woman out. Either way we're gonna paint the town red!

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I was a playa before there was even a game!

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Hey, I'm The Lord if the rings...

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Not everybody blessed with a memory like me. Your memory is like an organ, you gotta exercise it every now and again!

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Hey, I am the master distractor!

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When you drive slow, your truck will use less gas.

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That was a D-E-D, don't ever do!

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That's right, JACK!

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Break yourself, Jack! I love bells, I love flashing lights, and I love buttons!

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That came from your prize money, amigo!

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I'm down like a rodeo clown!