Uncle Squishy

I’m not for every body. The official unofficial spokesman for @3chicanna Click the link below for a trip to the moon.

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

@JasonIsbell We played a show in Selma where a giant fight broke out because a guy walked in and his ex wife was there with her new lover. A scuffle broke out and she tased him with her taser. Laying on the ground he shouted out “bitch I bought that for you”

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Huge shout out to the boys from @alterbridge for showing my boy a helluva rock show for his first concert ever. Thank you @MarkTTremonti and company!

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@MrBeast Brother you can handcuff me to two of your choice for $500k and write a NYT bestseller.

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@thegarybrecka just came here to say that my weighted vest is better looking and more expensive than yours

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@thegarybrecka I’ve decided to stop drinking.

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

I recently discovered @thegarybrecka and after almost a month of doing what he suggests, I feel so much better, I’ve decided to stop drinking because it doesn’t feel good anymore. And I’m gonna fucking do this because I’m all the fuck in. Thank you so much for all you’re doing

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@McMattRadio @WJOX945 It’s going to be a nuclear meltdown. Chernobyl Tide, Roll.

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That’s a hard kick to make in that environment. That dudes a stud #forthebrand.

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My boy said he wanted to draw the @undertaker and took it upon himself to look it up and do it. The places this kid is gonna go.

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

The @nyjets looking for a new GM? I’m a seamless transition

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@JL24601 @SHAQ BP is good, I just allow an immense amount of stress into my life haha

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

Hey @SHAQ my kid thinks we look alike. Which tells me 3 things. 1) kids don’t see racial color 2) it’s sad adults do, and 3) I do kinda look like a white you. Only thing we have in common is maybe how much we weigh, but I’m a foot shorter. Cheers man.

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

@undertaker I wanna hear you and your boy talk about this Tyson Paul fight on the @sixfeetunderpod and tell me it isn’t the WWE on steroids. Keyfabe like a mother fucker. Tyson telling Paul what to do to get the crowd going.

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

I made a Chris Benoit joke to my wife the other night and she laughed. She had no idea who he was. Clueless that I want to kill her and myself.

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@jberning001 @TALLADEGA Not the same one that’s been flying around 2 hours

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

What the fuck @TALLADEGA. No fly over?? You’re literally next to a fucking airport. This is Alabama. We do flyovers. This is Talladega? No. This is bullshit.

[Uncle Squishy @UncleSquishy]

just don’t want to watch all the other matches that were filler. If I fast forward I miss it. Us old timers want to tell our kids the story we got to witness first hand. But yall told it so much better than we can. Make it easy for us to let yall tell it.

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Hey @TripleH. I’ve recently gotten back into pro wrestling because my wife and I took in a foster son and I want him to experience that joy I had growing up. Problem is, the @WWE on @peacock sucks. Gimme a “recently watched” so I can pick back up where I left off. Or an already

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Sorry, I’m finishing this thought in its entirety. Or an already put together, in order, string of episodes that tells a story line from start to finish. Have someone cut all those up, and piece them back together. Those stories were incredible back in the day. I wanna see them,

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Real size haha

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Man,I know that taking the leader board down at @TALLADEGA makes sense to the new generation, but it’s an iconic part of @NASCAR. Don’t eliminate it. Change it. Make it relevant. Us old heads have a hard time keeping up with the leaders. Those 140” screens are still too small