Stuart Creepyman

Fuck Stan, Fuck the trailer park, Eagles Nest crew. Big fan of golfing and Bud Light Lime

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@jadon_gibson That boy sounds like a fuck straight out of the trailer park! Wish someone would teach his poor self a lesson

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

God damn I can’t wait to see all my cousins trailer trash at my house for thanksgiving tomorrow. Told Stan I’d hold a trailer dinner. @LloydHumphrey8 ain’t hit me back tho.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@EarlCrabtree3 @LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey Like I told Lloyd going to the YMCA and watching the hot yoga class isn’t a degree you sick fuck. My wife said you scare them

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

Need some opinions, cousin @FlloydHumphrey said college is for fuck sticks and liberals.. but little Jenna got accepted into Harvard idk what to do. #EaglesNest #FuckTrash #BudLightLime

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@FlloydHumphrey @LloydHumphrey8 Y’all ain’t got nothing on My Karen she’s a saint.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@FlloydHumphrey Fuck, I got the call that Stan was involved in a “hit and run” out in Arizona a few days ago.. maybe they have connections with each other.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@FlloydHumphrey God damn it Flloyd stop messing with Lloyd’s ex’s. I set you up with that nice game warden from the other trailer park? What happened to her

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@FlloydHumphrey Shit, as long as she ain’t like that last girl you brought to the family reunion. Bitch took my moms cigs and stole Jennas bike.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey What the fuck is Flloyd doing? He not want to come?

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey Yeah that will work, flip flops or boots?

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey Gonna be at the club house, I told them you guys may be coming. It’s suit and optional tie.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey Being a dead beat piece of shit, on another note you and Flloyd coming to Thanksgiving? Lil Jenna is making apple pie this year

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey @LloydHumphrey8 going to Costco and eating samples on my wife’s membership isn’t a culinary art degree.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @EarlCrabtree3 Mother fucker, he promised my kids. HIS NEPHEW AND NIECES, he’s pay their college tuition. That bastard. When was this trip?

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@LloydHumphrey8 @EarlCrabtree3 Can we figure out what happen to Stan first?

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@EarlCrabtree3 That’s my fucking dog

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@EarlCrabtree3 It’s not my fault you wanted to play poker with me and my guys but all you had was 4 dollars, 3 bottle caps and an old pair of floss. Fuck you Earl

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

Tom Brady is a cheater. Just like Stan and all that trailer trash over there. #EaglesNest #GolfGuy #FuckYall #BudLightLime

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

Anyone seen my cat? Been gone since Flloyd brought that 30 rack of Key Stone over.

[Stuart Creepyman @UncleStuartCM]

@EarlCrabtree3 Mother fucker you stole my dog that I got my daughter for her 8th birthday. What is wrong with you?