Uncle Swee-Beeps

Uncle to Ree-Yees, the caretaker of Jabba the Hutt's frog-dog Bubo.

[Uncle Swee-Beeps @UncleSweeBeeps]

@SchneiderElec I am trying to get a hold of someone for the QO Plug-On recall, but I’ve been on hold for an hour. I also tried the chat feature, however I was #43 in line and that did not change for over 30 minutes- then the chat timed out. Can you please assist?

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@united You should be kissing the feet of your flight attendants. The crew on this flight was amazing.

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@UnitedAirlines_ how many delays are we up to for UA1559? I’ve lost count! We were supposed to leave at 4:05pm and we’re still sitting at the gate. We were literally told that the pilots couldn’t be found. You can do better.

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@FlyingBrussels I just want to remind everyone what scumbags Brussels Airlines are.

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@FlyingBrussels Hi, it's been a little more than 24 hours. Exactly how patient should I be, after waiting in line 5 hours and getting hung up on many times?

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@united Nope, haven’t left yet. Two and half hours late and not a cloud in the sky.

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@united how many delays are we up to for UA1559? I’ve lost count! We were supposed to leave at 4:05pm and we’re still sitting at the gate. We were literally told that the pilots couldn’t be found. You can do better.

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@AmericanExpress you’ve done it again. Your #centurionlounge in Denver airport is incredible.

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@gerbergear can I have some customer service help? Ordered a multi tool and received a straight razor. Sent 3 emails and no response. Called phone line and it said to email.

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@h4zegrey @VerizonSupport You will be able to troubleshoot an area wide outage? On Twitter, with me? I think you overestimate my capabilities. I’d just like someone at Verizon to update their website and tell us what’s going on with our service.

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@h4zegrey @VerizonSupport Maybe you should update your outage map before mindlessly pointing your customers to the site, @VerizonSupport. I can tell you that the service is not “All good!”

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@MediacomSupport Hi, could use some help. On the 30th a tech referred the issue to maintenance, and I’m still waiting for them to repair my cable. I’ve called EVERY SINGLE DAY only to learn that the appointment has been rescheduled. I’m at my wit’s end.

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@SBAgov I understand that you’re overwhelmed. But after being hold for 2 hours and 20 minutes, the line just goes dead. What is happening over there?

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@CNN It would be nice to actually be able to file for the assistance. Sadly, like most government agencies, they don’t answer the phone, email or tweets, and provide no updates. Maybe they’ll answer CNN?

[Uncle Swee-Beeps @UncleSweeBeeps]

@ABC7News Perhaps you can get some answers. There’s nothing on the SBA site about length of maintenance.

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@realDonaldTrump @JenniferWexton @timkaine @MarkWarnerVA Please note, there is no information about this “planned maintenance” on the site nor how long the maintenance will last. All the promised assistance in the world won’t matter if we can’t access it

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@SBAgov You can’t make this up:

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@SBAgov You can’t make this up:

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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, please ensure that federal government contractors who are prohibited from reporting to work and cannot telework are paid for their time. The contracts are already funded so it will not cost the taxpayers any additional money.

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@AmericanExpress take a bow for the new #centurionlounge at CLT. It is AMAZING

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@QuestNutrition

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@QuestNutrition really?

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@QuestNutrition really?

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@questnutrition I love, love, love your products! The bars, the chips, but this... gross! It was fresh out of the box, and of course it’s too late to return it. I’m just bummed that I have one less bag to eat now!