UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스)

Howdy Y'all! I'm @MrMoustacheGP's, 70 year old retired rancher Uncle. I love Football, Baseball, Hockey, good non-Pork Southern food & Craft beer!!!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

Would y'all want to try this brand of Craft beer?

#CraftNotCrap
#BpiBrewing

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

Well this stinks on multiple levels!

[Brandi Smith @BrandiSmithNews]

The bridge that collapsed is over a creek that feeds Lake Conroe. It’s attached to a sewage line, which authorities say could also break.
https://t.co/qY0Z9orp7J

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

I see how you captured Mini's relieved yet annoyed facial gestures! Mighty nice, #HankFoody!

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

The final haircut @MiniMoustache04 got from the drone commissioned by @UncleTexGP !

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

Sounds like a You problem, @MrMoustacheGP!!!

[Mr. Moustache (胡子先生/미스터콧수염) @MrMoustacheGP]

#YoWhutUP!!! The only problem is that my nephew, #MiniMoustache is away at South Hawkins International Texas University!!!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

It's the Universal Rule, #HankFoody!

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

Really @UncleTexGP? The Nephew is required to make coffee for his Uncle?

@MrMoustacheGP seems to think otherwise!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

I'll just add some @HEB half-n-half from the fridge, @MrMoustacheGP!

#FreakingAmateur

[Mr. Moustache (胡子先生/미스터콧수염) @MrMoustacheGP]

Joke's on @UncleTexGP! He takes his coffee Cream-no sugar. I take mine Black!!!

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

Ol' @UncleTexGP just posted to remind us all that Today is #NationalIPAday

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

#YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!! It's #NationalIPAday, and check out these great specimens I got from
@SaintArnold
@EurekaHeights
@clownshoesbeer @communitybeer
@hopsandgrain @AustinBeerworks @TuppsBrewery
& @aquabrewsmtx

Come join me @KPRC2Justin so we can #RelaxAndHaveAnIPA!!!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

#HankFoody! Get to the store, @Specs1962, wherever! See if there's any @AnchorBrewing Steam & Porter left!!!

@SapporoBeer HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO AMERICA'S OLDEST CRAFT BREWERY?!?!?!

#RIPAnchorBrewing

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

Hey #WeatherMan @KPRC2Justin & #NewsLady @Brandi_Smith_TV: this weather is perfect... FOR STAYING INDOORS IN THE AC!!! And, relaxing while sipping some ice cold craft beers!

#RelaxAndHaveAnIPA

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

And you can watch your kids/nephews & nieces trudge off to work, their kids trudge off to school while you can read, stream shows, go exercise, work in the yard, visit your friends at your fave eatery--it's wonderful!

Thanks for serving Houston all these years, Mr. Griñan!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

@JoseGrinanFOX26
The first year of retirement is a big adjustment-not sure what to do with yourself at first.

As a retired Rancher, I appreciated retirement quite well after the 1st year! Your time is your own! Sleep in, slowly sip a 2nd cup of coffee, have a leisurely breaky!

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

One final #FRIDAAAYYY!!! For @fox26 AM news anchor @JoseGrinanFOX26. What a career in Houston this kind, calm, professional and erudite Gentleman has had!

He's been on the AM news in Htown over so many historical & personnel Milestones.

Good sir, enjoy your retirement!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

@debbiethetexan @HankOnFood @DarbyDouglasTV @MattGranite @LauraCircles @MrMoustacheGP @MiniMoustache04 @txst @Sandee490 @truckerjoe13 @Melli7968 @tommyhazeinc @puropartydj83 @SpaceWilS @matthew_leal When you're retired like me, every day is friday!

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

@KPRC2Justin It's a money grab, #WeatherMan @KPRC2Justin ! And it's one that invariably backfires.

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

Everyone who solved it will understand why you should have gotten it sooner, #HankFoody!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

@UncleTexGP laughed his ass off, saying "You should've gotten it A LOT sooner, Hank Foody!!!"

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[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

#YEEHAW!!! I'm at @
#piesociety in San Marcos with #HankFoody & @MiniMoustache04 !

Enjoying a Hazers Gonna Haze NEIPA from @belchingbeaver !

I'm sure #WeatherMan @KPRC2Justin would approve!

#RelaxAndHaveAnIPA

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

#BEEEERRRRRRR!!!With Jason & @UncleTexGP (@ Pie Society in San Marcos, TX) https://t.co/9aG9tT8RwF

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

@TheKINGPig_2009 aw crap! Who let #HRFtheKingPig, aka his #RoyalDumbness on Twitter???

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

I think you mean OUR IPA stash, #HankFoody!!! #AmIRght @brockwagner?!?!

[Hank on Food @HankOnFood]

TEX! Keep outta my IPA stash!!!

#HoustonCraftBeer

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

@HankOnFood @DarbyDouglasTV @MattGranite @LauraCircles @MrMoustacheGP @MiniMoustache04 @txst @Sandee490 @truckerjoe13 @Melli7968 @tommyhazeinc @puropartydj83 @SpaceWilS @matthew_leal @debbiethetexan Okay, y'all! I got my @SaintArnold #BangerIPA and some BBQ Brisket! My weekend is sick!

Don't you agree @KPRC2Justin @radioguycliff & #HankFoody aka @HankOnFood ???

[UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) @UncleTexGP]

UGH! My grand-nephew Mini-Moustache is home from South Hawkins International Texas University (SHI-TU) with his hair too dang long!

And he's being a little smart-@$$, showing no respect to his Great-Uncle!!!