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@mtgreenee Does it come with the crayons needed to complete it?

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@starfleetac @realDonaldTrump In Star Trek, a criminal qualifies for neither position.

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@starfleetac @realDonaldTrump The jerk's not even worthy to be on a Starfleet vessel, let alone ranked.

Harry Mudd would make a better captain.

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@acnewsitics She has the class to not brag about things like groping people without their consent, for one. She's not a convicted felon. She hasn't been impeached.

Would you like more, you washed-up sycophant? 😃

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@EliseStefanik So why did OUR tax cuts expire while the tax cuts for business are still there?

Trump doesn't care about any of you. He just wants your vote.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ Elon does enough ketamine to drop a horse and you're treating that druggie as an election guru?

Dang, y'all ARE desperate, aren't ya?

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@LindseyGrahamSC You're the one that had to testify in front of a Grand Jury in Georgia. Who was the focus of that case? :)

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@PU28453638 All see is a felon in a cheap suit.

If 'aimlessly standing on a carpet' is your qualification for 'presidential', you need to step up your standards. 🤣

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@Texas_jeep__guy @bama_angel4life Sure, if they committed crimes like your Golden Idol did.

...but we'll let the felon go first.

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@TrumpWarRoom I hear a lot of wind... but no specifics. Why? It's yet more pure BS from the felon. :)

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@akafacehots Well, boys and girls, if the GOP had this proof they should have submitted it all in the 60+ court cases about election fraud.

Let's see Candace take this to court. She won't, because there IS no proof and she's lyin' to y'all... and you suckers buy it. 😃

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@GOP Translation: "Some shmuck that has been retired for years and had nothing to do with the Federal assessment of risk levels has an opinion. Film at 11."

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@GOP @LaraLeaTrump Translation: "Trump wandered in with a Sharpie and 'fixed' our map."

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@GOP Anyone notice that they don't have the guts to list the policies? :)

That's the GOP for you: all hat and no cattle.

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@DonaldTNews Hey, Spanky... YOU said we'd never hear from you again if you lost the election... so shut up and let the grown-ups fix your mess.

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@GOP "Now pardon me while I implement a ban on Muslims because I don't like that they can be considered American, too!"

Not to mention your mocking disabled people.

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@GOP @JudgeJeanine Today we learned that y'all don't know how inflation and taxes work.

Wait, we knew that about the GOP in the 1980s. :)

Keep shaggin' that chicken!

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@GOP "Hi, we're the GOP. We have no serious policy positions any more, so we're going to try to sucker you with faux economic terms that mean nothing... as usual!"

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@GOP Congrats, you win today's round of Buzzword Bingo!

Come back when you're ready to discuss policies instead of sound bites, you uselessly-performative muppets.