MR Placid🖱️

Lazy comedian|Tech Engineer| ChelseaFc 💙| WizFC

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

I’ll never be embarrassed by leaked DMs. Yeah, I wanted to sleep with you. So what?

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Damn! Where was this weather when i was in love?

[mae🤍🎀. @VoldermortsBabe]

How do people just know road, cause wdym you know road from lagos to Jigawa???

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Nobody does something for nothing, even our creator wants our praises in return 😔

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Her: Why are you hard?
Me: Because we love you.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

You see that nose ring, leg chain and waist beads wey be characteristics of ashawo to some men, na him gangan me I dey like

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

The plan na to stay abroad pray for Nigeria

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

See the fuss they're making because of wrongful parking? Like a whole minister left his busy schedule to handle wrongful parking himself, called the press, and even paid for media.

Now imagine Peter Obi really had a narcotics case or forged certificate case abroad...imagine what would have happened to him. In the Nigerian political context, Peter Obi is a saint.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

I like when money dey my aza. I go just dey alone dey aura farm

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

Portable was asked what does he want to buy that’s making him hustle day and night, he then asked what did Judas Iscariot wanted to buy that made him sell Jesus, host still never reply 😂

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

At this point billing come belike threat to person life

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

may i never be so ungrateful and entitled that i call someones efforts the bare minimum.

[areallyconfusedkid @kidnamedjerry]

Got my attitude from my mom
She don’t care and I don’t care junior 😂

[𝔉𝔒𝔏𝔄𝔎𝔈𝔐ℑ @bhadgirlcoco]

Putting on a facade for me is insane cause your mask will eventually fall off. You can’t keep up!

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

dem don regret meeting me again and I no do anything o

[R @RotimyRudeBoi]

Too many lies,too many people wey no nice

[West @Westftg01]

I’m such a non problematic person, I’d do anything to avoid problem

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

for a broke person, i slept really well last night..

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

I’d give you advice, but I’m even worse.

[ I H U O M A  @Omaruth12]

In a table where women are talking about how badly men have treated and cheated on them, I'll have nothing to say.