El Chisto

Que sera sera

[El Chisto @Uncle_Chisto]

@dube_mthoko O sa qadile Madala la di excuse

[El Chisto @Uncle_Chisto]

@peacenationone @FARPostZA Madala must just leave because at this point he has ran out of ideas

[Biko ⭐️ ⭐️ @Bikomfident]

“From the Highveld to the grandest stage of them all! Teboho Mokoena has painted the first masterpiece of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. A thunderbolt! A declaration! South Africa leads, and Mexico stands stunned.”

- Peter Drury (11 June 2026)

[asenna Agu @MyBeastovio]

Corporate South Africa is going to have to take a backseat next week Friday should Bafana Bafana beat Mexico in the opening game on Thursday night 😭🤞🏿

[Tax Daddy @NwokeOma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[Big S. @Shwe____]

Wits Law School, Law of Property exam. Just know you won’t even have time to look at this thing. 👍🏽

[El Chisto @Uncle_Chisto]

@RealTshemedi2 You guys like posting in riddles. Say something with your chest so that we know what you mean and not leave us to wonder what you meant

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Exposure. A friend once called me to change his tire. Then it clicked. He was the first one in his family to get a car. Dad was not present, closest male figure was an uncle who did nothing for him.

Without tire changers and oil changers around, where will you learn?

[Brown Sugar 🍯 @_vimzzzz]

Champions league was a side quest that went too far icl

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

a new bottle of perfume will always make me happy.

[Dabane The Duiker @Sgadi28]

It’s also disappointing to learn that players found at the Union Buildings during live proceedings that they didn’t make the cut. And also holding a World Cup send off for players whilst they set in another room whilst speeches were being made.

[Dabane The Duiker @Sgadi28]

At the end of it all, the inclusion of Petersen in the preliminary squad was no different to a municipality or government department advertising a position in the media whilst it has already given it to an internal candidate. It was done to create an illusion of fairness.

[Utkarsh Trivedi @UTinCourt]

A lawyer’s bookshelf is never just decoration.

It’s a graveyard of sleepless nights, underlined pages, lost arguments, small victories, and the quiet belief that somewhere in 2,000 pages of law, there is still a sentence worth fighting for.

Lawyers do come home to precedent…

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

One of the coolest Sundays are for lovers activities is entering a grocery store and buying ingredients for Sunday lunch together, a dope playlist, a good bottle of red and aroma ya seven colours, a really underrated intimate experience

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

Hot Hatch >> An M >> A Porsche

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Don’t forget about the accent!

[Koshiek Karan @iamkoshiek]

🏆🔴

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

IT’S REAL. 😭🏆

[Thatishi @thatishi]

You have given us more than we could have ever asked for❤️❤️❤️

[robertmarawa @robertmarawa]

No greater storyteller than football.......🙌🏾