Jordan Qato 🐀

Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.

[Jordan Qato 🐀 @Uncle_Ian]

@PaleHorseman303 @GinjaReloaded To be fair, children can be annoying.

[Jordan Qato 🐀 @Uncle_Ian]

@ZigmondCat @Rainmaker1973 I noticed the same thing. He did it wrong but it worked anyway, which is what matters.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

White House staffers tape googly eyes to Trump, making sure the press knows he's awake and always watching.

[Jordan Qato 🐀 @Uncle_Ian]

He'll be back.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

[Fun Tom 🇨🇦 💂 @funtomvids]

🟥 PATHETIC.

It's now crystal clear that THIS ONE 👇🏼, Poilievre, has given up all hope of ever becoming PM of Canada.

He's decided to double down on trying to maintain his dwindling Maple-MAGA base in hopes of maintaining a little bit of relevancy so that he can continue with the grift as LONG as possible: lofty title to feed his ego, tax-funded mansion, servants and generous allowances...

Hence, as evidenced below, he has become a full-time troll. Posting infantile graphics, misinformation, conspiracy theories, smears and insults, on the regular.

To think that, but for a last-minute twist of fate, THIS GUY could be the Prime Minister of Canada right now! Can you imagine??? 😬
We'd be living in a mini-Trump, MAGA hellscape!

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The medical results are in and President Trump is our healthiest leader in American history. At 6’3”, 238 pounds of muscle, and an ass that could crack Zeus’s walnuts, Straightriotism is on the rise while vegan girlfriends can dance alone.

[🇨🇦Wayne🇨🇦 @Reil76]

If you’re genuinely afraid of the WEF or the WHO, I need you to understand something, you’re a sucker, and you’ve been tricked into fearing a conference and a committee.

The WEF is Davos. It’s a ski resort in Switzerland where billionaires and politicians eat expensive food, take photos together, and agree that inequality is bad actually. It produces no laws. It has no army. It cannot make you do anything. Klaus Schwab is not your supervillain. He’s an 86 year old German academic who writes books nobody buys and hosts a yearly networking event for people who are already powerful enough to not need the networking.

The WHO is 194 member countries occasionally agreeing on health guidelines that those same countries then ignore whenever it’s politically inconvenient. It is chronically underfunded, routinely overruled, and has less enforcement power than your municipal bylaw office.

These are not hidden rulers of the world. They are PowerPoint presentations with a budget.

The people who have you scared of these organizations do not want you asking where your actual problems come from. They don’t want you looking at your own provincial government, your own city council, your own grocery chain, your own landlord. It’s a lot easier to fear a Swiss ski resort than to engage with something you can actually do something about.

You got played. It happens. But you should probably know.

[Jordan Qato 🐀 @Uncle_Ian]

@kittenaround_51 @RealRogueAngel All dressed in black, black, with silver buttons... And See See My Playmate if you like the clapping songs.

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Saving wild horse’s baby as it was stuck on a road fence. Takes some courage, as they are not domesticated, but it was worth it.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

I am impressed!

I was sure Donald Trump would never post anything about pride month. And then he posted this!

Clearly, I was wrong!

[Jordan Qato 🐀 @Uncle_Ian]

@BlondeOfWar This is awesome. I laughed, I cried.

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

The number of times I have watched this is bordering on obsessive.
I’m ded. ☠️
Send help. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

A man in Brazil claimed he needed to save his four children during a severe flood, rescuers later discovered he was actually rescuing his four dogs left at home

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Of all the Fun Facts I've ever shared here, this one is the funnest.

Because it's TRUE. 😆

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A man digs a stuck turtle out of the beach.

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

A homeless dog walked into a veterinary clinic and showed its wounded paw, hoping someone would help, and they did 🐾❤️

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Russian roulette on a minimum wage. 😂

[The Hill Times @TheHillTimes]

That's @deAdder's take: #cdnpoli

https://t.co/HuYeeyQEMw

[Jordan Qato 🐀 @Uncle_Ian]

https://t.co/iNwYQajz1h

[Right Wing, Shoots Left 🇨🇦🏒🥅 @HILITINGHOCKEY]

No wonder the Trump Administration is so mad at Canada . . .

Probably also a good time to stop listening to the howls of protest coming from all things Conservative.

The Libs are getting shit done.

That's why Poilievre and Company have to drum up more outrage every day.