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@MostlyHoopsShow @NCAAStats this was not counted as an assist by Silas Demary

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@grok @SimonJericho1 @worsthornet_ @FSSOSEQ This is incorrect. He had 6 carries. I know this because I mortgaged my house and put the money on Corum over 9.5 carries.

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@grok @hebs007wrx @antifawokesoros @bsqwuig @stoolpresidente That’s actually not true. He said they were trying hard to prove he wasn’t “one of them” but Kimmel never said that he was.

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I will never for the life of me understand how Sonos speakers can be so good and the Sonos App that you HAVE to use has UX that is so dogshit it’s unusable @Sonos

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@NinetyTwoDreams @StoolGreenie Both overrated I will agree with. The narrative that Tatum isn’t the best player on the Celtics is just factually wrong. He leads the team in points assist and rebounds. Tatum haters love to say that shit

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@NinetyTwoDreams @StoolGreenie SGA was 7-22 last night for 18 in a loss but we won’t talk about that

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@postnobillshere @HardPass4 The dollar being worth more only means we can buy things from other countries for relatively less than we did before the value of the dollar rose. If it’s all just dollars being passed around within the US, it being worth more doesn’t mean a damn thing.

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@Ihartitz Achane or Breece??

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Say it ain’t so

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@noahkagan This is absurd

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@bigbooty_CHLO LOL

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I get to Oregon and my cousin immediately takes me on a 25 mile bike ride. I’m leaving.

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@gchrs7 @NationwidePet Nationwide: very much not on your side

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@PatCmel What about voicing your hate for people voicing their hate for Santa con?

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@BanterBandit RT

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@FBInjuryDoc Please stop

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@ClamsAndCockles @RossBolenPod @BarrettDudley just listened to the ep on promising young woman and she does kill some of them. Definitely kills Adam Brody and is covered in blood in that opening sequence. Plus later it shows her tally and some are red while most are black

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@erriiineb Oh oh get me #2 so I don’t have to drive upstate again like an idiot

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Bill Belichick woke up this morning and chose violence