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aggressively unfancy.

[Yẹmí @KR3Wmatic]

Until Muslims worldwide start making videos condemning Islamic terrorists and apologize for the atrocities committed in Allah’s name, I won’t take them seriously.

Never let Muslims gaslight you.

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

@tamii_tyg Search is valid. Doesn’t need addressing

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%

[Sir Dave👾🎩 @Belyk_dave]

@AlayeWan 😭 Paris metro really has you doing field research in cultural anthropology.

[filippo @rovellasclass]

guys i’m asking for permission to speak again

[` @blvkray]

They had no idea they were going to save the world together 😭🤌

[L 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @only1lf]

Promo code "RELEGAT10N" should get that fee down to £50m by the end of today

[akin🇪🇸 @the_akinola]

once revolution start, make una just leave that adeboye for me

i go first give am 1 hour make he pray see if him situation go change for my hand before i start with am

[Lawyer @LawyerNumberOne]

“Drake gotta stop pretending to be a mob boss”

Guys I work 9-5 and if I get 500M tomorrow I’m telling yall now a few of you won’t see the weekend

[𝐈𝐛𝐳𝐲 @IbzySpeaks]

I actually feel sick. One of my real life enemies is an Arsenal fan and knowing he’s out there somewhere celebrating is making me suicidal.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

I survived Messi winning the World Cup, Arsenal winning the league means nothing

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

[GODLINESS @42nndd]

@truewagner taking the garbage out late on a tuesday night and thomas blows my shit clean off because he thinks im osama bin laden 🙁🙁

[𝐀✰ @AbelOgnn]

Started watching legend of Korra....whose igbo child is this?

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Hatewatch delayed is not hatewatch denied.

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

estoy viendo un partido de la tercera división argentina (llevo apuesta) y el narrador tiene AUTOTUNE. no puedo más.

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.