TheUncommonScribe

Freelance writer. I live at the wordy, humorous, footnote-laden end of the spectrum. Find out what I can do for you at

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@jennyriza777 48 degrees

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@MartineBBC #BeMoreBo

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@elonmusknews30 Yes. Everyone still calls it Twitter, so just go with the flow.

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@caytlyn_brooke Are you doing any other signings / readings? Even if your books aren’t necessarily my cup of tea, if I can get there, I will!

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Missed the intro. Was not expecting this gentleman to say “Wham!” as a specialised subject.

#Mastermind

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@annalapwood They look fabulous - hope they tasted as good as they look. Merry Christmas.

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@GenTXer2 Rush. Pick an album. Any album.

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Bruno Mars stretching the definition of “Icon” quite a long way.

#strictly

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@OrganicAlley As soon as the bizarre head shaking was mentioned, she said “That was Neil’s idea.”

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Toyah throwing Neil straight under the bus!

#ittakestwo

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@reece_dinsdale @suffolk_canary @martin_mto Scallions? I think you mean spring onions…

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@20th_Centurygal The Devil Went Down To Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band.

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Anyone know where we collect the wristbands from? Is it the Town Hall?
Checked there 30 mins ago and it was locked up!

Cheers!

#ukefest
#ufogb

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@Cirque Writing. Writing anything and everything. The programme. The Press releases. The artist biographies. The note on the fridge door that tells people not to eat Jenny’s salad.
I live to write.
Want me to write for Cirque?
Get in touch.
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@annalapwood What a beautiful picture!

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@annesmith11589 Miss Kitty Fantastico!

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@RevRichardColes 😆

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Congrats to Rio Dyer! Fantastic try. He works his socks off, week in, week out and absolutely deserves that.

#WALvFRA

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#WALvFRA
#SixNations2024

Is the Shot Clock just used in International matches, or any Rugby Union match? Are there club matches with where Daisy from behind the bar has to stand on the sidelines with a stopwatch?

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Anagram and Amsterdam.

Stretching the definition of “rhyming” to its absolute limit.

#houseofgames