mymanjames

History teacher. @flanneljunkies frontman. Mostly sarcastic.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

I have watched the first three minutes of everything on Netflix.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@Shut_up_Marissa Yes and I feel like a dick for liking/RT the non-original one but it’s the first one I see. Then I see it a bunch more times

[avant-teen lucas ☀️ @noticedicried]

white people be like Don’t use the front door come in through the garage

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

It’s funny how when you grow up Catholic the devil is a main character in your life.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Shoutout to the folks who do that little awkward jog when a car stops to let them cross. You’re not actually going any faster, but the effort is adorable. I see you. I respect you.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

never listening to Counting Crows Mr. Jones the same way again

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

It, like, totally tied the room together.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

$375,000: Winning bid just now at @HeritageAuction for this screen matched Persian rug "The Dude" stole from Lebowski's mansion.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

Just found out I have “combination skin” which apparently means my skin is a combination of Irish, Italian, and reptile.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@StatisticUrban I purchased a head of iceberg on the advice that pre-bagged salads were not to be trusted but whole heads could be used as long as you throw away the outer layer and clean the rest very well. I’m thinking the iceberg is also useless

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

If you care about NYC or NYS history and you have a lot of time on your hands you should check this one out. First time I read it it was this paperback copy. Then read it as an e-book. Then listened to it as an audiobook. Long but totally worth it.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@LLcoooltweet

[Stinky Think Tank @stinkythinktank]

In Spanish Eddie Vedder translates to Eduardo Vedwardo.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@Shut_up_Marissa I feel this one on a molecular level

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

I just mowed and weeded during an air quality alert if anyone is looking for a bad boy.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@JediiKnicks @KnicksCentral Sorry but Brunson gotta be Frodo lol

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@DestryBrod Choking us all the way in NY man

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

FUCK THE GHOST RUNNER IN EXTRA INNINGS.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

This is like those mobile libraries that used to come to us in the hood except it’s a mobile strip club

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LaMelo’s new Cybertruck has hit the streets of Minnesota 🔥

(h/t @SnapshotKyle )

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

There should be a benefit concert for people with COPD and we can have Weezer and Inhaler as the bands.

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

When your friend just took down the 8 ball all by himself

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

@LLcoooltweet And using that phrase I must be 80 lol

[mymanjames @UncommonSense73]

You guys know you can buy frozen or canned veggies until this diarrhea thing blows over, right?