Uncommon Tart

A whole lot of SciFi, Supernatural, and Sportsball. Will always rt birbs. I ♥ DC Comics. LSGFL. Cicada enthusiast. I play a lot of Wolfenstein. she/her/comrade

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

Alright, y'all. It looks like this might really be it. This hellsite has been a lot of fun and I've met all of you, and I treasure you. Look me up (same screenname) on Tumblr or Instagram or (ugh) Facebook. I'm also on Mastodon, https://t.co/mt6jqPhYTa.

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

@lavawitch Had there been any noticeable decline in battery life? If the battery was beginning to fail it may have swollen and that can put pressure on the screen from inside. Other than that, I don't know, but glass can just seemingly spontaneously fail sometimes.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

"I'M FUCKINGGGG RICHHHHHH"

[Stephen Kent @StephenKentX]

As everyone debates Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and Elon Musk's offer to pay Mel Gibson $100M to do his own adaptation, I notice no one has the courage to do Homer's poem the way WISHBONE did on PBS. We used to be a country.

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

A Fully Adjustable Peacock 🦚

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

@JohnMarvin12058 @princesalamwane @LaMereParfaite Okay, I know nothing here and I really gotta ask, was this like in the course of an investigation or something, or just because people were zooming in to an obsessive degree? (I mean, yeah, I'll look it up, but I'd love a human pov too)

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

@princesalamwane @LaMereParfaite It is! And entirely separate from how audacious it is to have a problem with women being mammals in public, I have a real problem with their use of "visible" here. I mean, okay, it is there to see, but if that is visible to you you are looking WAY too closely.

[Justine “That Woman” Warren @adancingferret]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.

He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.

Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

my lobster too buttery, my steak too juicy

[Jewish Voice for Peace @jvplive]

A Jewish state can never be democratic. Zionism is a political ideology that envisions the establishment of an ethnostate where Jews have more rights than Palestinians. This racist and violent ideology has always used the same blueprint. First, destroy the land and ethnically cleanse the people who live there. Then, colonize it and erase all traces of a Palestinian presence.

The goal remains the same: To gain as much territory for the Israeli state, with as few Palestinians or Arabs on it, as possible.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

We got one of those deer that mimic human voices in the neighborhood. Walks on two legs. Eats tongues. That sort of thing.
"What if it really IS a crying baby in the woods this time?" my neighbor asks me.
I say let's ask Jim, he went. But Jim's tongue got eaten so there you go.

[𝑀s. Creant ✿˖° | 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 @Aameridoll]

“Men suffer in silence”

Do they, though?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What if this is the one that’s right

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[trash jones @jzux]

if I landed a plane on my own after my teacher killed himself in front of me and they used HIS photo in the news I would find his body and throw it out another plane

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

@theashrb @ISASaxonists ...that thing is just FULL of mold. You know it is. Too many moving parts that can't be cleaned or dried throughly. And where do I put my electric produce washinator when it is not in use?

Also. This kind of thing is arguably part of *why* our immune systems are so messed up.

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

@AZteacher @BhriainGael Or maybe it's the latitude, you congealed bowl of cold oatmeal.

[Uncommon Tart @UncommonTart]

@TCEConstructors @DougWahl1 If the people can use the public land that is there now for free (because they are already paying in taxes) and you take that away and replace it with something that they cannot, that is theft of a resource. It's a very simple concept for anyone who isn't arguing in bad faith.