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Texan and beyond tired of this shitshow.

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#BreakingNews @tomhanks to play a child trapped in a grown-ups body. #Bigiftrue

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@OhScottyScotty @GuntherEagleman You misspelled "suck"

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@gary37h @hernamesbon

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@debbiescott56 @gary37h Yours to what?

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@hernamesbon @gary37h You misspelled "Neither"

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@1BeachDude @GeraldoRivera Correct, Trump has no class.

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@JamesGunn I bought a @SuicideSquadWB #mysterymini and was overjoyed to find I received a mutherfuckin superhero! @Dastmalchian for the win!

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@JamesGunn Now that you've thoroughly demonstrated the supremacy of Hanoi Rocks to the world at large, will Star-Lord be lucky enough to discover any on his Zune?

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@JamesGunn Top 3 musketeers?

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Hey @tedcruz how does it feel to be the best example of THE OPPOSITE of a true leader. You are a bitch coward. You are a pathetic waste of food. Hang yourself in shame.

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Hey @KremlinRussia_E how much length would you need to add in order for a woman to be able to feel your pathetic lil minipeen?

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@RBReich Can I sue @GregAbbott_TX for affirming the gender of his daughter?

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@Ysunflowergirl For a retired AF vet you sure are a pathetic coward. Can't even say "fuck" without a childish code. Were you forced out of the service for being so feckless?

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@answerswithjoe Gravity? Sounds like...

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@oriongarcia_ Just tell me when my tab comes due. 🤑

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@VaguelyFunnyDan This is probably the first thing that has made me interested in watching that film. #NoSpoilersPlz

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@camera_pigeon As a human I applaud your belief in pasivity
As an American I have been taught that violence is sometimes an answer
As a Texan I firmly believe he should have slapped that racist pos harder than he did and many, many more times.

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@SteveHofstetter Q: Who Would Jesus Gun?
A: Babies
#WWJG #JesusGunsBabies

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@oriongarcia_ You referring to the Parish taking over the old ND location or is the ND getting a new spot?