Uncreative Pro

Quick Tip: Go away.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

An open response to Linda Yaccarino:

You’re a fucking moron.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

https://t.co/074br9nRLP

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

I can’t keep straight where that whistleblower is on her Apple hate journey; we’ve gone from a whiteboard and nerf guns to Apple nearly killing her with toxic chemicals.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

This is the type of indirect ass kissing upwards this market loves; I’m sure homeboy is a Pro upselling people from $900 M3 Airs good for 90% of the customers asking to M3 Max MBPs. 😂

[Max Weinbach @mweinbach]

The Apple rep at the grand central Apple Store just said modern browsers use 3-4GB of RAM and that autocorrect uses RAM and all of those on 8Gb will use more battery so he should buy an 12-16 Core MacBook Pro and 32-64GB RAM model

I’m not even joking

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

lol

[Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins_]

I’ve never seen the CEO of Apple complain about Tesla before.

Today’s market data speaks volumes.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Keep hiding those community notes that call you out for the absolute fucking idiot you are.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s patently absurd that Apple isn’t smart enough to make their own AI, yet is somehow capable of ensuring that OpenAI will protect your security & privacy!

Apple has no clue what’s actually going on once they hand your data over to OpenAI. They’re selling you down the river.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

I can’t wait for Image Playground so I can make dogshit AI cringe like other platforms have been able to do

[ZAQ RIDER @zaqrider]

@PopCrave Yep.. it's a feature that has been available on other platforms for quite some time

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

It’s beyond hilarious how nothing will ever be good enough for chronically online fuckwits.

“Hurr durr jailbroken iPhones & Android have had this for 1000 years!”

Like, okay? Happy for you that making your home screen look like a toddler’s art was your #1 buying decision.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Any tweet from that manchild fuckstick that I have to see is a Security Violation of my eyes.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

It’s so nice to actually feel hopeful after a Siri demo. What a new feeling.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

@probepolitely Can confirm. Said the same.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Bro Googled “reverse engineering hacking” as his source cited and got cooked with the community notes.

Fucking dweeb.

[jon prosser @jon_prosser]

Relentlessly hacking Apple while everyone cheers them on.

Cringe.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Mood

[CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked]

What am I even doing with my life

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

This guy is more horned up for Apple than Seniors thinking they’re the next SL.

[jon prosser @jon_prosser]

Relentlessly hacking Apple while everyone cheers them on.

Cringe.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

This dipshit acting like it’s a different company, lol.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

It is absolutely fucking ludicrous that you are offering condolences to a San Francisco mayor that fought to keep the confederate flag flying, vetoed health insurance for LGBTQ+ folks in SFO, vetoed wage increases for women and minorities; I could go on, but for fuck's sake.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Dianne Feinstein devoted her life to California and to public service, and she spent decades breaking barriers and blazing a trail for so many to follow. May she rest in peace.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Enjoy whatever product you posted this nonsense from made by a company with equally shitty or shittier workers’ rights tho.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Literally showing us as employees the opposite of support is not the zinger you think it is, Lorraine.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

@itschrishuerta @monicalimco @saradietschy I had to update my Instagram app (update came out yesterday) and now it’s there.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

“And that is because I’m a human trafficker who is in jail.”

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Theres a reason I deny meeting all the famous people who try to meet me.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Great artists steal.