Banana Michael🍌

I’m on here because this app is literally free

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Thinkin bout calling out tomorrow🤭

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

@lizzo A MF QUEEN

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Wishing I was in Mexico City in January to witness Pumped up Kicks performed by mariachi with Foster the People😭

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Blasting Bebe Rexha and suddenly remembered that guy who threw his phone at her. FUUUUUUCK that guy

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

@christinoflores Nice job!

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Do you think Anita Ward ever got her bell rang?

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Some of yall never went feral to heads will roll and it shows

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

jennifer coolidge & jennifer tilly (2003)

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Ok but like did Harry Styles step into the birds of a feather music video?

[Anon @Greynxgga69]

People are literally doing looney tunes gags on ICE and we’re supposed to feel really bad about that

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

Okay Erika Kirk needs to CHILL

[g @_gdaymate]

crazy thing for Kyle to say when he has a higher kill count

[bangs dog @chiliconcarrot]

bride of chucky had morals and genuine love for her husband how dare you

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

I made some chicken soup today. Why did I feel like I received a hug when I ate it

[CRAV//D @craviid]

tapped out on dating 🫩 single hood for the rest of my 20’s 🫥

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Hilary Clinton

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

JUST SAW MY EX ON G APP IM DYING

[kyle @kylevsthew0rld]

My costume eats this year #Halloween

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Listening to slowed and reverb songs at Libra - Scorpio transition

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

I keep getting ads for pacsun but I’m too fat to be buying their clothes smh

[Banana Michael🍌 @UncutBananas]

Went back on tinder and realized why I got off the last time lmao