Relationship Ruiner

Wanna know how to ruin a relationship? I've got you covered.

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

It may be 'wife season' but it's never been better to be single. Lets go New Years! #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Just because I kissed you doesn't mean we're dating. I was being friendly. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

It's Thanksgiving break. Time to spend time avoiding all your High School hookups.

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Cuddling is commitment. Don't touch me. #UndatableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

When he asked me out on a second date via text, I never replied.. Ever. Hope he gets the invisible message. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

If being a man-whore is cool, all of my ex boyfriends are ice cold. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Miley is engaged.. The fact that I could be single for life is becoming more real by the second. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

How does it feel when I don't reply to your texts like you used to not reply to mine? Sucks to suck. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

I went on a date with him just so I could get a free meal. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

@BanksButNotTyra Nope!

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Successfully went through my first year of college without a steady boyfriend, but I made a lot of steady friends. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Just because I'm home for the summer doesn't mean we're magically together again. Stay the hell away from me. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

I don't make mistakes, I date them. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Do you feel sorry for her or something? Because I know you wouldn't be with her otherwise. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

@JesseisWinning Shit happens.

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

I'm blaming Friday the 13th for the fact that I don't have a date tonight. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

If it doesn't work out with him, you can always try his best friend. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

The year is coming to an end and I still don't have any type of relationship. Maybe next year. #UndateableGirls

[Relationship Ruiner @UndateableGirls]

Talking to 2 guys in the same fraternity? Total freshman move. #UndateableGirls