The Undateable Guy

What us guys really think about you. #Undateable

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

@M_IkenMO Waste of time you fool. Go knock on someone else’s door!

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Look at this idiot. You’re the reason people are dying and starving! Everyone wants to get back to work to make a living, but since you can’t stay inside these stages will be prolonged.

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Come New Years how many “My vision is 2020” captions do you think we see?

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.....

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Always stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.

[Shameless Girls @shamelessgrlprb]

I don't always do cardio but when I do it's called sex

[Sunflower Sweetie @SunnySweetie_]

I can't decide what I want the most... To be loved by someone, to find happiness, or to just disappear.

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Asking for attention to get my attention, is probably the worst thing you could possibly do.

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

I just want to live like the guys on the Ketel One vodka commercial. Instead, I'll be at some crowded bar tonight for extremely cheap wells.

[fratrage @fratrage]

just one of those "wtf is going on" days

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Is it Spring break yet?

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Who's drunk? 🍸🍻🍷🍺

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Always have more than 1 slam piece! #Undateable

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

That awkward friend you have that ruins your chances with the one girl you want the most that night. Guess my slam piece is shacking. #Damn

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Running my friends tab up at the bar >>>

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

You were the one, until I met your friend! #Undateable

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

If he says he loves you before sex & not after, then the probability of him loving you is slim to none. #Undateable

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

Make me remember you, like you remember me. #Undateable

[Shaina Howarth @HOWon_eARTH]

new favorite twitter account @Undateable_Guy

[The Undateable Guy @Undateable_Guy]

@BitchAdvice_Xo Slacking on my twitter game! #ImBackNow