Not Jacob

Nothing's irreversible...except my cargo pants.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Damnit! Now I need one more. #666followers

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Made my evil day. RT ‏@JonHBerry 1h @UndeadLocke Unfollowed. There you go, happy?

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

A lot of people ask me what happening on the Island nowadays. Not a damned thing. Only non-damned things.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

@dansnierson Felix morphs into sentient black smoke and devours all the clones.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

No, I'm not Bob Benson from Mad Men. Or he's not me. Or...aw hell, fine. I'm fat Betty.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

@WarbyParkerHelp THE island! C'mon, everybody knows the island.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

OK, one of you stop following me so I have exactly 666 followers. Yeah, it's a cliche...so what?

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Island weather: mostly evil with a chance of intermittent mystery.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

@DamonLindelof Hmmm, I need some thick frames. You think Warby Parker delivers to The Island?

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

My gun control priority: keeping rifles away from Kate Austen. #toolate #noteffective

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Help beat something more insidious than me: cancer. Only a few hours left to bid at http://t.co/6a4YhpXK

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Good morning flawed souls searching for redemption!

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Where can I buy one of those David things? I need a new sub captain. I also need a new sub. #PrometheusLost

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Speaking of #Prometheus, what I wouldn't give to body hop into an Engineer's body! Rowr.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Did you catch me in #Prometheus? I played the black goo.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

I like the way this guy thinks. RT @God_Damn_Batman
When you come to a fork in the road, stab a drug dealer in the hand with it.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

So, the Facebook IPO is a disaster. Not an Oceanic 815 disaster, but still feels good.

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

@DamonLindelof I may not have been dead the whole time, but I'm in pretty rough shape nowadays. Throw me a gig?

[Not Jacob @UndeadLocke]

Well, it's been 2 years since those dang cameras left. I'm so lonely.

[Lost. @DaaaMonaghan]

@UndeadLocke this is you're angry face. Remember, right after you kicked Jacob in the fire.