Jeremy Thompson

Father of teenagers.
Creator of nightmares.
Purveyor of nonsense.
2A supporting Lib.
Science is real.
POC and LGBTQIA+ Ally.
No tolerance for willful ignorance.

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Happy Canada Day! I've been so busy that I forgot. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala You go ahead and hit that block button like Thor hitting frost giants with Mjolnir!

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala I told my kids I want mine to simply say, "Well this sucks..."

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Wait I thought that meant we were engaged now... 🥺😂

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Mug? What 1930s gangster movie did he crawl out of?? Who talks like that??

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Absolutely one of my favorite movies growing up. I wanted so badly to be a fighter pilot. My shitty eyesight had other ideas. 😂

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Those are the kind of eyes a man could get lost in. The kind of lost that makes the rest of the world cease to exist. 🥹💜

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Angels make me smile...
Demons bring me to my knees...

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Beach chickens...

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala I do love me a good thunderstorm. We had two solid days of thunderstorms last week. 😁

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala I only get up once during the night to pee.

~ Me, flirting at 51.

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Is it an online application?

Do you need a demo tape?

I have references. 😉😂

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Oh my sweet deep fried Jesus... That looks amazing.

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala As you should 🔥🔥🔥

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Score!

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Not that invisible...

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala Damn I love your hair. 😍

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala I'm sure it will wear off one day... When I'm dead 😏😁😂

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala An empty restaurant and Def Leppard playing in the background? That sounds great. Sing your heart out! 😁

[Jeremy Thompson @UndeadPapa]

@pinkmagiclala ...and if I don't? 🤨😏😂