Undead Tesla

Born 1856. Died 1943. Revived 2015. Runs on alternating current. Occasional anthropophage. YOLT

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

Turned my head too fast and yanked the charger out of the wall. The next two hours are a blur. I hope this is ketchup. #undeadproblems

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

@Wendys Your #baconator almost makes me forget my craving for the flesh of the living.

[Clean Trillion @CleanTrillion]

Brazil is planning to reduce taxes for #solar panels to promote wider use http://t.co/bFkP09W4Bd via @business

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

Of all things, I liked books best. That said, my #Kindle isn't bad. While I'm stuck next to this wall, at least I can read.

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

Caught myself with a mouthful of cpr dummy. Time to charge again. #fml

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"Twenty years from now, the word privacy is going to have a completely different meaning." http://t.co/vdJrbx8Ip1

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

Meanwhile, who got picked to come back from the dead? Not Thomas Edison. #Edisonisahack

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine. #ThrowbackThursday

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Being stuck by a wall outlet is very boring. I wish I could reach my notes.

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

Met @neiltyson . Mistakes were made. I hear they can reattach the fingers, though. Charging.

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

Feeling a bit peckish. Ham on rye in the break room refrigerator not appealing. #hangry

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

How Game Historians Are Keeping Your Favorite Bits From Being Lost Forever http://t.co/jvr3hGmdk8 by @kylebrussell

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

But when this functioning is restored, what then? #WhatAmI

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

of the functionings of the body. When this functioning ceases, the "soul" or the "spirit" ceases likewise.

[Undead Tesla @UndeadTesla]

In the course of ages, mechanisms of infinite complexity are developed, but what we call "soul" or "spirit," is nothing more than the sum