Undercover Hooch

dislikes people; very treat motivated

[Undercover Hooch @UndercoverHooch]

My drive home this morning was pure art. That is all.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

bro i need you to remember to nerd the absolute fuck out no matter what. when shit gets bad u gotta nerd the everliving Fuck out. You Have To

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

To be worth the inconvenience.

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I fell in love with this sentence:
“Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[weather @dsxf234161]

it snew

[spor @sporadica]

One of a few load-bearing images for me

[trash jones @jzux]

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

me watching “incoming call” that’s about to turn into “missed call”

[Jum @JesterJum]

If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban.

If you're naked on the front porch and your naked neighbor (also on their front porch) waves at you, it's Florida.

[Alexandra Botez @alexandrabotez]

i have a folder on my phone called “never quit”

here are some of the images inside it:

[໊ @meishato]

sorry i never responded to your text, i’ve been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.