𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃

'I'd make the streets of Menzoberranzan run red, just for a taste of you, Blue.' @countermagick

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒛𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒛𝒂𝒏

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

ᴸⁱᵇᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ, ᶜʰⁱᵉᶠᵗᵃⁱⁿ, ᴬˢˢᵃˢˢⁱⁿ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ

[•---•» 𝙑𝙚𝙮𝙧 𝙍𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙙 «•---• @ForgedinRuin]

“𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀,
𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀… 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝘆.”

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

The fucking goblin. Is he daft?

[•---•» 𝙑𝙚𝙮𝙧 𝙍𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙙 «•---• @ForgedinRuin]

And which one are you?

[𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 - HALF ORC @DraegorBlood]

ᛝ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

Speaking to Shazgob in camp and letting slip that the [reader] has a thing for goblin women.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

Don't be a coward, Red. Let the whole town hear how thorough the goblin chieftain is with her tongue.

[Akiza @EvokerUnleashed]

Well she is an archmage...so it is a rather simple thing for her to do-

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

There are two types of people: those who would give anything to plow a goblin, and those who are lying to themselves.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

@MyriadDemon There isn't a hard liquor or drug that has made her addicted. And last she checked: dick was nice but nowhere near as nice a a cold foamy pint.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

Most of her can fit quite snugly in the palm of a hand- most of her. She hasn't met a bloke yet that can resist gripping her ass with both hands as if life itself depended on their grip.

[𝑴𝒋𝒓𝒏 | ʟᴀᴅʏ ꜱᴡᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴛᴀɪʟ @pythonessqueen]

Humming a soft tune while her mind drifts away with her thoughts.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

@MyriadDemon That sounds like a curse waiting to happen. He surely thinks highly of himself.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

@OrdinatorFox One helluva name for his mother to moan when he planted one in her innards.

She knows very little to nothing about outside gods, she thinks Akawhatever must've been his da.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

There are two types of people: those who would give anything to plow a goblin, and those who are lying to themselves.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

@OrdinatorFox ...Aka-who?

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

@MyriadDemon Let her enjoy the ego boost.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

@MyriadDemon Everyone is bigger than her, save for the pups.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

Most of her can fit quite snugly in the palm of a hand- most of her. She hasn't met a bloke yet that can resist gripping her ass with both hands as if life itself depended on their grip.

[𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘪. @ScaledOmen]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐧.
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#WHRP - #MVRP

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

Unless the walls are thick, the whole damn town will hear. No use in a romp if her voice is hoarse the next day.

[Akiza @EvokerUnleashed]

Well they don't need to know now do they?

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

Bold and shameless, what would all her pretty little noble friends think?

[Akiza @EvokerUnleashed]

...Will just remind Shazgob that it was said in confidence-