I'm waiting for just ONE of these shitposts to get featured somewhere. There's nothing I want more than people seeking my profile out and discovering that I'm literally this stupid for +200 tweets.
@PookiesParadise Just 6 years ago I could walk into a McD's and snag 2 McChickens, 2 cheeseburgers and a large drink for $10 or less. There are people financing their dinners today.