UndergroundMgmt

#CPT
#Manager
#Coffee
#PMA

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Can someone teach me how to use my car? It keeps yelling at me. I'm paying way too much to be in a mentally abusive relationship with this thing.
#vroom

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Kudos Goodstein.

[Scott Goodstein @goodstein]

@Metallica Lame product placement of @LiveNation branding on the album release. Looks like @Metallica is still being ruled by their master of puppets.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

@biggytimmkins @StaleWinton Let us hear it!

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

I miss you three. Would be nice to see your new space and say hi. Much ❤️ love

[Bryan Johnson @TellEmSteveDave]

About to do this shit!

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

"Guns don't kill people."
Well, AR-15's do so how about we do something about it?

[Russ Rankin @russrankinNJD]

Nobody needs an AR-15.
Ongoing Congressional inaction on this is unconscionable.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

@tmasonmi5 @elonmusk I have missed you, Ted.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Are @elonmusk and Kanye West the same person?

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Okay. Just stop everything. Take a deep breathe and ask yourself why #oddmuppetaddictions is trending and why we aren't totally obsessed with this?
#muppetisnotjustapuppet

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Lenny Lashley's Gang Of One "Five Great Egrets" is out today on all streaming platforms. Thank you @DurtyMick for everything!
Order your colored vinyl before more sell out
https://t.co/uodjHBBJGP , yellow vinyl @RevHQ, red vinyl @coretexrecords
#NewMusic #ElonMusk #BuyThisRecord

[Scott Goodstein @goodstein]

Has @LiveNation abused its power in the ticketing world?

(@nytimes should stop asking dumb questions! The answer is as simple to understand as one of those @GEICO commercials)

Of course, they have. (duh!) Its what they do!

https://t.co/cAmL0CI1IR

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

My god....

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Bloody Flip Flops in 'Ell! I love you Sybs! Now open up that Bung hole and let me in for some partyin'!

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

I see we have similar politics but opposing stomach issues.

[Yatesy @yatesytime]

Just when my stress induced IBS started to settle down a bit, the Cheeto announces he is running again?

I need to update my bathroom maps.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

FIFA, Trump, Ticketmaster, non flushable toilets and plumbing issues, cold weather, general tomfoolery, hate groups in my town...I really don't like today.

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

“I don’t like Mike because he’s boring and he don’t do much.”
#OnThisDay in 1983 school children stayed up well past their bedtimes to review The Young Ones.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

@johncusack I sat on her veggie burger. We are cool now.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

@johncusack I'm guessing he wants you to call me but I have no idea who this cat is.

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

mclusky is my all time favorite band. mclusky is also cursed. Do I get on a plane and get @shit_rock to a physician? I feel like Natalie Imbruglia but ugly. Nothings Right I'm Torn. #mclusky

[Dax McCarty @DaxMcCarty11]

👨🏻‍🦰🤝👨🏻‍🦰

[UndergroundMgmt @UndergroundMgmt]

Hilarious.

[Scott Goodstein @goodstein]

Execs from @LiveNation meeting with @POTUS.

Maybe they can talk about their next set of #concertsforhumanrights